[NoCmpromiz]

Have you seen those vacuum cleaner attachments for cutting your hair?

You mean a Flowbee?

My Sister (the one who is 29.. I'm five years older than her. Have I mentioned that?) had/probably still has one of those. She has three boys and she saved more than several bucks over the years... It really depends on what 'style' you want ;-)

Her boys were ok with it as long as their friends never found out... I'm also sure that they no longer let Mom cut their hair because unlike their Mom (my Sister. The one who is 29. I'm five years older than her) my Nephews never inherited the age-stasis gene, and they all are in their 30's and 40's. Two of them are actually older than I am.

Because I'm five years older than their Mom, who is... 29.

[Monkey Face]

I love your math. With that kind of numerical logic in your repertoire, you should never have to work again.

(And I’m only 29, too, so there!)

[Tax-chick]

We have a shaver for the byos’ hair, but it doesn’t vacuum. We just take them outside.

[Silentgypsy]

I’m plenty-nine.