Yesterday (Mar. 2) was Dr. Seuss's birthday and we missed it here on the Right Coast. You on the Left Coast still have a couple of hours...
So, Happy Birthday, Theodor Geisel. Thanks for the ... Whos.
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go... ― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!
They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! ― Dr. Seuss
I was thinking of Dr. Seuss, and his "Oh, The Places You'll Go!", when I was in the hospital.
So my "The Places" may have a somewhat familiar tempo to it.
Good doctors make a difference when you're in the hospital ...
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The Places
"Oh! The Places Youll Go!" ... and now look where Ive got!
The air is too cool, but the nurses are hot!
Ive been poked at and sampled from spots here and there,
And orifices looked into almost everywhere.
In places where tissues were hidden from sight,
They used new technology shiny and bright.
With Magnets and Crookess Tubes and scanners and such,
They studied my innards. No expense was too much!
With blood samples taken for each Doc on each floor,
I decided that surely I could tell them the score.
It seemed rather safe one could make this prediction,
At some point theyd discover my anemic condition.
So how did this happen, and why am I here?
At least I am comforted -- it wasnt the beer!
It seems Ive been prideful, and bragging too much,
Forgetting at times that my makeup is such,
That the tiniest thing in a wrong little spot,
Can remind you, like others, immune you are not!
So Im humbled and stumbled, and felled from my perch,
And one lesson seems clear, "Pay attention in Church!"
Oh, Ill be okay. Im getting the point,
Im confident soon Ill walk out of this joint.
Much better than how I hobbled and stumbled,
As I entered my quest to be poked at and humbled.
Theres a lesson Ive learned -- more than IVs and pills,
If youre milking Human Kindness, watch out for some spills.
NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . August 17, 2006