Someone has to, or I might make a big mistake!
When we had a dog - *sniffle* - we kept the food in a plastic bin. Take the lid off, scoop out the food, put the lid back on ... one could do it with a baby in one hand.
Sorry about your fingers. Were you playing the guitar left-handed?
After multiple orthopedic and neurosurgeries and close to two years of physical therapy, the MDs and PTs told me late last October that there's no more they can do for my shoulder or hand. They've never addressed my neck and at this point I see no reason to do so.
My personal goal for the year is to regain use of my left hand against all medical opinion . . . and, I guess, to keep divesting myself slowly of a 40-year collection of guitars.