Wow. Frank is something else! Are you sure he’s yours? I mean, aliens (as in, UFOs) could have deposited him in your house as an experiment.
I’m cold, for some reason. Probably because my blood is still not up to snuff.
The fact that it’s January is probably relevant to your being cold, as I was explaining to the boys when we went out at 8:30 this morning.
That settles it, your being cold in winter proves global warming is causing global cooling just like our computer models said it would.
Speaking of which, whitish flaky stuff is again falling from our glow-bully warmed sky...