Dispelling Myths: The Case for Immigration Reform [Enjoy your made-in-America ZOT, troll]

Red Dirt Report ^ | 12/27/2013 | Brian Woodward

[Darksheare]

Go for it!

[no-to-illegals]

as it is so liberating!

yep, the wife said I didn't realize there were so many good looking men out there. I truly dislike eye surgeons.

[no-to-illegals]

It is, that!

Am so happy for you that your eyesight is 20/20. You can pilot that fighter jet next time. I'll sit in the back and run weapons. I've always wanted to run the weapons panel.

[Monkey Face]

OK...how about this:

[Monkey Face]

Ping to #2724

[NoCmpromiz]

Mostly by ignoring the torpedoes.

Any relation to a guy by the mane of Farragut?

[NoCmpromiz]

Maybe Farragut had a mane, but I think that should have been name.. ;-)

He did have a word or two about torpedoes though, in spite of his mane..

Or so it goes.

[NicknamedBob]

"These corrective eye surgeries have been a curse for my ego."

There's yet another aspect to the regrets, Nti. When I put my glasses on, I was in the seventh grade.

When I took them off, and looked in the mirror, something terrible had happened to me.

[Monkey Face]

*choke*

Think about this: When I put MY glasses on, I was in the second grade. I don’t know how long I had needed them before that, but until my accident and the advent of contact lenses, I had to put my glasses on to find the glasses I had misplaced! Myopia sucks!

[NicknamedBob]

"Myopia sucks!"

Yeah, but you can thread needles.

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon. We made all the children go outside. They’re whiny about it.

[NicknamedBob]

Don’t unlock the doors until they have their money ready.

[Tax-chick]

LOL! I took a nap after lunch, and I dreamed that some people showed up at our house, saying they had rented it for their vacation. They had a whole list of requirements, including whipped cream made with a hand mixer, not an electric mixer. One of them said that the rest were just going to get high and lie around, but she had brought a book! “Well, if you finish it,” gesture toward shelves, “help yourself to another!”

I was glad to wake up, and now I’m having some wine for my nerves.

[NicknamedBob]

When I finish a book, I start writing another.

[Tax-chick]

There’s a lot to be said for that. When I finish a book, I usually return it to the library. I finished P.J. O’Rourke’s latest book, “The Baby Boom,” last night. It was pretty good, but not as fun as his books that are full of travel journalism. Then I started a cooking mystery by Diane Mott Davidson. It’s had two murders and two attempted murders and a mass poisoning so far, and I’m only halfway through.

[NicknamedBob]

Sounds like bad cooking advice.

[Tax-chick]

OH, no, it’s much more sordid than that. The food in these books always sounds very good, and recipes are included.

[Monkey Face]

I always could...but lately, it’s only been the yarn needles...

[NicknamedBob]

Well, sordid has its appeal to me, but I’m not much of a foodie.

[Monkey Face]

Ask them for the secret password before you let them back in...