[Tax-chick]

Nice dog. I’m glad he’s comfortable.

[NoCmpromiz]

A fifteen-year-old boy came bounding into the house and found his mom in bed. He asked if she were sick or something. He was truly concerned.

Mom replied that, as a matter of fact, she didn't feel too well.

The son replied, "Well, don't worry a bit about dinner. I'll be happy to carry you down to the stove."

Saw this elsewhere and somehow thought of you... ;-)