[NoCmpromiz]

wriggled alternate ears, and pronounced the place "too scary".

Was that right before it traveled to Mississippi and was shot as a Chupacabra, or maybe a mangy coyote?

Has to be one of Darks critters though.. Who else would come up with a hairless purple-skinned fanged critter whose hind legs were longer than its front legs?

[Darksheare]

That’s a poochacabra, dog of legend.
So ugly, even chupes run from it.