Demon rabbits in the garden hunting poor alien furry frogs who were crossing the galaxy looking for vowels?
Swift and terrible they were, from the great beyond they came.
Digging, nibbling, performing rampant acts of rabbitry.
Then they came for him.
They don’t have enough vowels of their own? They want to corner the vowel market for a nefarious takeover of the alphabet? Quickly, we must all learn Cyrillic (sp?).