[Silentgypsy]

They don’t have enough vowels of their own? They want to corner the vowel market for a nefarious takeover of the alphabet? Quickly, we must all learn Cyrillic (sp?).

[NicknamedBob]

"They don’t have enough vowels of their own? They want to corner the vowel market for a nefarious takeover of the alphabet? Quickly, we must all learn Cyrillic (sp?)."

As everyone knows, high-pitched yodeling is an effective defense weapon, particularly against Martians. It requires an abundance of vowels.