Oh great!
What pops to mind?
*To the tune “Pomp and circumstance”*
MY turtle swiiims thiiis way.
Your turtle swims upside down.
My turtle swiiims thiiis way.
Your turtle is deaaad.
Thanks TC, that has been stuck in my noggin since.
I would never have known it was there if the white-fur-creature-with-no-tail-to-tell had not been following it around and helping it hop with occasional applications of pawpats...
I rescued the critter, removed a covering of whitefur it seems to have hopped through, and put it outdoors in the wind and the storm and the rain... It must have survived because this morning it was not where I deposited it last night..
Me, too!