[NoCmpromiz]

Our "cootie infestations" were purely imaginary.

Well then..

I guess a foldedpaperthingie would work just fine on them..

But the olde tyme remedy does work on the non-imaginary ones.. And we did have a couple of classmates way back when Ike was president and the Korean war was barely over that were exceptionally lousy. And they weren't too bright either.. They got the treatment.

(Hey, it was a rural environment. Don't need none of that cityslicker new fangled stuff. This worked for my granpappy and it'll work on m'kids. And it did..) Now, you sure you don't want to know about the tapeworm treatment???

[null and void]

A tablespoon of Diesel?

Or starve ‘em and tempt them with milk?

[Silentgypsy]

I’d like to know about the tapeworm treatment. And about the cootie stuff: what kind of shaven soap and what are the proportions of napalm to soap?