Maybe I’d be happy w/hydrogen and helium. Helium makes you sound funny.
There was an atomic theory about forty years ago that all of the elements could be imagined to be various combinations of hydrogen and helium isotopes. They never figured out how to make it work, but it does sound plausible.
If you can work it out for us, we’d be ever so grateful, and I will personally see to it that you get your own food printer, with the “Tea, Earl Grey, hot!” option.