I stepped into a puddle and discovered quicksand. I walked in a field and my cousin practically had a cow yelling, “Get out of there! That’s a bull!” Some of us have overburdened our guardian angels.
lol
Either:
1) your cousin instead of having the cow should have just given the cow to the bull which would have provided the necessary distraction...
or
2) you were walking near the capitol in Wash. D.C. in which case there is no salvation from the bull..