Maybe the elegant, inert, elusive Bill will find a way to be elusive and still draw a paycheck. Of course there is always The Alternative: The MILITARY!
I suspect Bill isn’t going to enjoy anything that actually requires effort on his part. However, he’s beyond the “isn’t he cute” stage and has entered the “why don’t you get a LIFE” stage, at which point, all arguments to the contrary of stable employment should be met with dire threats of “No beer for YOU, until you can buy your own!”
Plumbing would irritate him. He would have to put up with noxious odors, obnoxious clients, and interference with his computer time.
He could move to San Francisco and major in anal bleaching.
I pointed out that all jobs involve doing things you don’t want to do, in places you don’t want to be with people you’d rather not be around. That’s why you get paid for it.