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URGENT NOTICE OF ZOT FOR SEPT/OCT 2013
Intel Analysis | September 5, 2013 | Victoria Bingham

Posted on 09/05/2013 10:24:15 AM PDT by Victoria Bingham

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To: HKMk23

Metro gnome, relatively rare creature of the subway tunnels.
Usually there are hundreds of them holding the subway car up and shuffling along.


3,541 posted on 10/11/2013 6:43:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare
"Civilized?
Whassat?"

It refers to someone who has the good taste and extraordinary common decency to wear gloves before committing a crime.

3,542 posted on 10/11/2013 7:09:35 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank Gawd Amighty I'm free at last!" If they just don't start it again)
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To: NicknamedBob

Does wearing a human skinsuit count?


3,543 posted on 10/11/2013 7:13:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare
"Does wearing a human skinsuit count?"

Only if one wore gloves while preparing the human skinsuit.

Consider the Edgar Creature in "Men in Black". Elegant in logical statement, but untidy, even messy, in execution.

3,544 posted on 10/11/2013 7:26:44 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank Gawd Amighty I'm free at last!" If they just don't start it again)
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To: NicknamedBob

What if the occupant of the skinsuit is more of a liquid that subsumes the original user?


3,545 posted on 10/11/2013 7:51:02 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare
Standard fare, and nothing unusual.
3,546 posted on 10/11/2013 8:20:02 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank Gawd Amighty I'm free at last!" If they just don't start it again)
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To: NicknamedBob

And then the drink goes on a lagabout in the mansuit.
He awakes later wearing boxer shorts on his head, 80’s exercise pants, and “Bruce, call me” written in marker on his stomach with no memory of how it all went down.


3,547 posted on 10/11/2013 8:46:26 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: HKMk23; GeronL
they thought they were installing a bidet.

Strange, I don't remember GeronL mentioning that he was getting a French crotchwasher...

3,548 posted on 10/11/2013 9:58:58 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Darksheare
with no memory of how it all went down.

Wait a minute. Were you following me around in the late '70s?

3,549 posted on 10/11/2013 10:00:44 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

lol

we aren’t

we’re barely into the 20th century right now.

:p

Might need some chickens...


3,550 posted on 10/11/2013 10:05:57 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: NoCmpromiz

I was around in the late 70’s, yes.
I vaguely recall an ozone tinged “kzzzrt” and some faint colorful language from the dining room a few times.
The necktie headband was a hit.


3,551 posted on 10/11/2013 10:08:13 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: GeronL
we’re barely into the 20th century right now.

So then...

You're not going to sell the chamber pot just yet, eh?

Enameled ones fetch good money if the enamel isn't chipped, the lid is included, and the handle is still attached.. Preppers might even buy it. ;-)

3,552 posted on 10/11/2013 10:32:40 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

If those preppers don’t invest in a plow then they are not serious enough about survival.

:p


3,553 posted on 10/11/2013 10:35:17 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL
they are not serious enough about survival.

And thus not deserving of a fine enameled chamber pot... ;-)

3,554 posted on 10/11/2013 11:02:42 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

exactly

I think James Burke of “Connections” fame would agree.


3,555 posted on 10/11/2013 11:05:21 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL

“Government is there to serve us burgers!”

“Welcome to GovBurger, home of the GovBurger, can I take your order?”

“Can I get a GovBurger with cheese?”

“Do you have a notarized doctors authorization signed by a healthcare Navigator??”

“Er, no”

“Then NO, you may not have cheese. What is wrong with you people, we banned Burger King - you can NOT have it your way! You will have it OUR way, and you will like it because we banned all the competition and because you already paid a ton of taxes for this crap.... now can I take your order?”

“An Obama Meal please”

“There you go honey and it comes with a complimentary $250 from that last customer”


3,556 posted on 10/11/2013 11:25:14 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: HKMk23

LOL!


3,557 posted on 10/12/2013 4:15:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The heart of the matter is God's love. It always has been. It always will be."~Abp. Chaput)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; ...

3,558 posted on 10/12/2013 4:36:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The heart of the matter is God's love. It always has been. It always will be."~Abp. Chaput)
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To: Tax-chick

Awww, that kitty looks like our little kitty, Orange Jello, (that’s pronounced ‘Ron Jello ) .


3,559 posted on 10/12/2013 4:41:30 AM PDT by csvset
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To: csvset

I thought it was cute, too. We have a calico and a brown tabby.


3,560 posted on 10/12/2013 4:42:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The heart of the matter is God's love. It always has been. It always will be."~Abp. Chaput)
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