URGENT NOTICE OF ZOT FOR SEPT/OCT 2013

Intel Analysis | September 5, 2013 | Victoria Bingham

[NoCmpromiz]

to make a drive to AZ...one is between Puget Sound and the White Mountains!

OK...

Just when did the government move Puget Sound to Arizona? Can't trust those democrats with anything...

But it would certainly cut down the miles if you have to drive there.. ;-)

[NoCmpromiz]

The problem with having “people skills” is that eventually you end up having to deal with people.

Which is when you develop the ability to stifle the urge to throttle the living snot out of some ignoramus who so desperately needs it...

Or not.. ;-)

[Tax-chick]

It looks like the chocolate caramel crunch only comes as part of a set, but you can get “dark and white chocolate drizzle” and “classic caramel” and mix them!

[Tax-chick]

Catz on a waterbed ... what could go wrong?

[NicknamedBob]

Waterbeds like that are heated. That would tend to attract cats.

But “the other side of the pillow” is not cool. Not that that would bother a cat. I’m just sayin’.

[Tax-chick]

Jake and Shannon want me to go to bed with them this morning, but I have byos. Sigh.

[Tax-chick]

Email your grandmother! She’s trying to schedule a trip up there!

[Silentgypsy]

I always wondered about that. Good morning! Off for an early checkup. SYL!

[Darksheare]

Well, he’s currently legally dead, hje wants to be made legally undead.
Judge says “no dice, you’re dead. No talky.”
Hilarity ensues.

[Tax-chick]

That’s just really confusing.

[TheOldLady]

He abandoned his ex with their children to avoid child support.

After the requisite seven years, she had him declared legally dead.

The three years of waiting time after the declaration of death lapsed, and when he returned and tried to have
his bona fides reinstated, the judge said, “No” because the three year statute of limitations had expired.

The judge told him to his face that he was legally dead.

I cannot imagine how he will get by with no record of his being alive.

And obviously, he should have supported his kids and not abandoned the ex.

Get a job, bozo. Oh wait. He can’t. No social security number. So sad. Too bad.

[Tax-chick]

I cannot imagine how he will get by with no record of his being alive.

Maybe he could go back to wherever he was for more than 10 years. Perhaps he'd moved to the Philippines and bought a "wife" ...

Oh, did I say that out loud? Bad Tax-chick! I must be going into one of my moods. I should go clean something!

[TheOldLady]

LOL! Your house must be spotless!

[Tax-chick]

No, but I sorted a load of laundry and gave Kathleen a clean shirt.

[TheOldLady]

I’m sure that the shirt is spotless!

[Tax-chick]

For a few minutes, at least. It’s a Hallowe’en shirt that I got at Walmart back in August, when they first stocked them.

[Darksheare]

It’s Ohio!
Fostoria, around the corner and to the left of the rabbit hole I am native to.
Of course it’s confuzzling.

[Tax-chick]

I wrote Frank’s name on a line and told him to write it exactly the same. He started at the end of the line and wrote it in mirror-writing. And Kathleen is gnawing on the corners of the windowsills.

[Darksheare]

Mirror writing.
Yeah, you’re in trouble.
Especially if he had a bit of a smirk going as he did that.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, no ... he was completely serious. He is not one of the boys to whom language processing comes easily.

“Does rrrrrrrabbit start with the same sound as zzzzzebra?”
“Yes!”
“Does rrrrrrrabbit start with the same sound as zzzzzebra?”
“No.”
He’s learned that if I ask the question again, it means he got it wrong the first time. It’s progress!