Posted on 09/05/2013 10:24:15 AM PDT by Victoria Bingham
Lol! I didn’t recall hearing that term before but Mr. Sg, who recalls everything but where he put his tools said, “Remember the movie, ‘The Core’?”
I did an hour’s worth of outdoor work a little while ago in a tank top and jeans. It’s supposed to go up to 82, and it is humid.
Did you ever wonder about tattoos in oriental languages? The Greek shirt....
Hoo, boy—we’re definitely related.
Nothing worse than “Sensible Clothes.” Kiss of death, like when I went to visit my GF’s parents when I was a lad, and they liked me. That’s it for the GF....
Yah. A bit of a shame, really. If we’d met earlier in life and had sprouts, they’d have been frog-babies. :^\
*cackling*
Oy VEY!
Sounds like a real Jack-of-all-trades; Master-of-none.
Do whatever it takes to get this right, ‘cuz you don’t want to have to tear into the walls later to re-do any of it.
inspection failed
the outside junction box was not hooked up
3 wires on the inside breaker box are on the wrong side
they need to be labeled
oh and a few plugs in the kids room sticks out far enough for someone to be electrocuted... the KIDS room
You have informed them of the torrential fog... ??
lol
The vicious viscous fog that lures people out, lulls them to sleep, then consumes them to make more fog.
The kids’ll live!
Why, I’m perfectly functional after being zapped a couple times!
Builds character!
Your fault.
On another note, the motion sensor triggered the side yard light and revealed three bambis eating the hostas. Didn't think they 'liked' them. Maybe hosta seed pods are bambi peyote... ;-)
But bambis don't like being plinked with a bb gun which action caused a mass exodus from the side yard into the purple loosestrife where they stopped and watched me with glowing eyes just out of bb gun range. Probably planning their attack for tonight..
I’m going to have to pepperbomb them.
You gonna sneak up on 'em under cover of dark ness and mace them?
Actually, I'm fixin' to spray the stuff on that side of the house with the famous mixture of putrescent egg solids and garlic (a.k.a. Liquid Fence). They (the bambis) haven't been wandering through that side of the property all summer, so I've only been stinking up the roses and other edibles on the west side of the house.
Guess the bambis aren't coming out of the corn field now but from the swamp beside the silo (you know, where the assault weapons are buried...) so I need to spray on the east side to offend their olfactory senses...
Oleoresin capisicum oil, boiled reduced black pepper, placed inside small container with thin membrane seal, small holes in container, hooked to air compressor tank, relay, jacked into motion light.
Light triggers, activates relay, relay powers small motor that opens valve on compressor, venting into container which blasts peppergoop everywhere.
lol
the electricians are finishing up before getting the inspector back.
The plumbers are here flexing their PEX.
It could actually happen today or in the morning. It will be glorious if the house doesn’t burn down or flood.
Great, an old Harveytoon came to mind here the guy builds a house and has a water.
Water sprays from fixtures everywhere.
So the fire department shows up and puts out the water.
lol
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