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DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-13 (Get DUmmie DainBramaged FIRED For Stealing Cable Box Remote At Work)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23, 2013 | DUmmie DainBramaged, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/23/2013 9:49:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Ok, mea culpa. I've been MIA with the DUFUs for far too long. My only excuse is that I got overwhelmed with incredible coupon deals the past 3 weeks. However, I am hoping to make up for it by presenting you all with a chance to don your Sherlock Holmes hats and do some detective work in discovering either who DUmmie DainBramaged is or where he/she/it works. Why? Because DUmmie DainBramaged has confessed to sabotaging his/her/its workplace by stealing their cable box and then lying to the management about it as you can see in this confessional THREAD, "I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today." Just by quickly glancing at this thread, I have already found out what type of work DUmmie DainBramaged does. And not only are there other clues in this thread, keep in mind that DUmmie DainBramaged has an extensive body of work in DUmmieland so more clues can be found there. And if DUmmie DainBramaged is fired, good luck trying to find another job in the Obama economy. So let us now examine the clues that DUmmie DainBramaged stupidly left us in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if anybody out there has noticed Fox News no longer on the tube at work, is in the [brackets]:

I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today

[And then STUPIDLY left clues of the crime posted for all to see in DUmmieland.]

felt good.

[How will it feel after you're FIRED, DUmmie DainBramaged?]

I replaced the remote that accesses the cable box channel sub- menus with a $5 basic remote and stashed the cable box remote in the rafters.

[Workplace SABOTAGE. Definitely a firing offense.]

F*ck the Pukes.

[And now to the rest of the DUmmies as well as more crime clues helpfully provided by DUmmie DainBramaged...]

1. That was an excellent move, my dear DainBramaged!

[An excellent move to the front of the unemployment line!]

Better would be to use the parent blocker and permanently block it.

[Stand by for DUmmie DainBramaged to boastfully drop another clue...]

I did then swapped the remote

[Hmmm... So now if the bossed finds the cable box remote stashed away in the rafters, all he has to do is check the parent blocker for confirmation of the crime.]

First moron that calls the cable co. to complain Wins "Dumbass of the Month"

[Shouldn't that award be given to DUmmie DainBramaged for STUPIDLY posting on the Web about the crime and then leaving us with helpful clues to track him/her/it down?]

there is a place in heaven for you.

[Somebody is already holding a place for DUmmie DainBramaged on the unemployment line.]

i've finally gotten the nerve to complain in public places and have been given the remote a couple times. the people who give it to me act as if they can't imagine why it matters.

[They also think you are an IDIOT but not as stupid as DUmmie DainBramaged who is on the way to a state of unemployment.]

That's a mighty big responsibility you've taken on there, deciding what others may or may not watch. You must be really important.

[Do I detect a note of sarcasm here?]

I understand the schadenfreude, but we should strive to be better than that.

[Would you settle for freudenschade?]

I also noted that she didn't just change the channel, she altered passwords and hid or stole the remote. Unless she promptly remedies her actions, the OP's conduct is no longer a simple prank. I doubt either she or anyone else would find it funny if her employer, quite justifiably, decided to punish her, or even terminate her employment. There is no "I hate Fox" exemption to at will employment.

[Actually all DUFUers would find it hilarious if SHE were fired. BTW, thanks for narrowing the gender of the perp down. Yet another helpful clue.]

Changing the channel is one thing, but blocking it and hiding the remote is destruction of property. If one of my employees did that, they'd be fired immediately.

[A thousand Sherlock Holmes out there will ensure the firing of DUmmie DainBramaged. Oh, and for a lot more helpful clues as to her ID or place of work, check out her JOURNAL. We also owe DUmmie Flatulo a debt for shaking up DUmmieDainBramaged enough to drop more clues. Here is Flatulo rattling the cage...]

The OP could close their eyes. Or walk way. Or quit. If I were the owner of the company and the OP was vandalizing my property to pusOh, so the TV was your private property, being used on your private property? No. What you did was no different than me coming into your home and blocking HGTV. The level and volume of your insults in lieu of a reasoned defense of your actions speaks volumes about your own principles. But you already know that. DainBramaged, I've read and enjoyed plenty of your posts here, and I think you're an OK guy/gal with the (usually) good intentions, but I'll always, always, always stand up and defend people's right to watch what they want on their TV and on their property. Simply changing the channel would have solved your problem. What you did was wrong, and insulting people who are pointing it out just shows how desperate you are to defend your own actions. You had no right to apply such censorship in the workplace.h an agenda, I would fire him or her.

Just f*cking stop with the lectures go bother someone who gives a shit

[The cage of DUmmie DainBramaged has been rattled and she is well on her way to dropping an inadvertent clue. Hee! Hee!]

Do let us know the response.

[Do give us a clue, DUmmie DainBramaged.]

I'll find out today when I go in. NO BODY under 60 watches that shit, and they turn it WAY up when they put F*CKED on so we'll see if it is quiet.

[Hmmm... It sounds like DUmmie DainBramaged just gave us a clue that she works somewhere with a lot of employees. But wait, DUmmie DainBramaged corrects an earlier clue given to us by another DUmmie and confirms he is a guy and even provides us the age...]

nce in a 'Blue Moon' ya gotta stand up for truth and PS I'm still a guy, 62 years on the plumbing hasn't changed LOLOL

[LOLOL!!! DUmmie DainBramaged just narrowed his age down to 62. Another great clue! Give us another, DUmmie DainBramaged, and live up to your name.]

i FORGOT TO MENTION, I made the 'landing' channel MSNBC (nbc News or whatever) so when the box is turned on they get Morning Schmoe

[Thank you for that, DUmmie DainBramaged. So if your new "landing" channel is now MSNBC switched from FOX, then it is a good chance you know who the saboteur is.]

while I agree with changing the channel, I feel it's kinda childish hiding the remote and buying a new one..(wahhh I don't like the channel so ill hide the remote so no one can turn it back on!) you wont get in trouble or anything for stealing the original remote and hiding it?

[Naw! DUmmie DainBramaged won't get in trouble...unless he STUPIDLY provides us with more MAJOR CLUES which he idiotically does...]

F*ck no I told them the original one broke from being dropped by the guerrillas who work here being SYSADMIN I can pretty much tell them anything....

[WOW! So now we know that DUmmie DainBramaged is a 62 year old guy (probably a hippie throwback) who is also a SYSADMIN. Oh, and thanx for telling us that you flat out LIED to the management. That will make the case for your FIRING when you are ultimately discovered. Of course, DUmmie DainBramaged would be QUICKLY discovered if FOX News posted this DUFU edition and put out the word asking as to which workplace is now getting MSNBC instead of FOX. Then merely place a laser beam upon the forehead of a 62 year old male SYSADMIN and you have your culprit about to be FIRED. Even if FOX News does not perform this service the Sherlock Holmes army is now investigating the many other DUmmie DainBramaged posts for clues. For example, has he ever mentioned working at a mental hospital?]


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To: PJ-Comix

Sic’em Pea Jay!


41 posted on 08/23/2013 1:41:12 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: All
Is this the scene of the crime perpetrated by DUmmie DainBramaged? Check those rafters for the evidence.


42 posted on 08/23/2013 1:44:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

It would be interesting to see if this guy gets into real trouble for hiding a remote. lol


43 posted on 08/23/2013 1:45:50 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Ditter
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44 posted on 08/23/2013 1:48:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: GeronL

Hiding and LYING. Remember, he LIED to management about his sabotage.


45 posted on 08/23/2013 1:49:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: All

I won’t be calling today to find out if they can receive FOX News but I just might call tomorrow at 973-366-1243. That’s 973-366-1243.


46 posted on 08/23/2013 1:52:53 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Terrorist William Ayers owns a car lot?


47 posted on 08/23/2013 1:55:00 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: PJ-Comix

Yep. That is what they would be mad about.


48 posted on 08/23/2013 1:55:35 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL
Good news for DUmmie DainBramaged! I found FREE samples of Depends that he can get HERE that should see him through the weekend until Pink Slip Day.
49 posted on 08/23/2013 2:01:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

lol


50 posted on 08/23/2013 2:02:43 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL

FOX News might want to send out a reporter from a local affiliate to check out if their channel can be received at Ayers Chevrolet. They might also want to be on hand Monday morning to record the scene when management gives a special message ala Donald Trump to their SYSADMIN.


51 posted on 08/23/2013 2:12:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL


52 posted on 08/23/2013 2:12:38 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: windcliff

Who out there in the Dover, NJ area might want to show up at Ayers Chevrolet to videotape a certain termination process on Monday morning? It could get a ton of YouTube hits. Monetize it and make some money off that video.


53 posted on 08/23/2013 2:19:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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"DUmmie DainBramaged, put that remote down. Dummie DainBramaged, you're FIRED. Out!"
54 posted on 08/23/2013 2:24:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

I just checked the pictures of their employees on their website. Only 1 person looks overweight.


55 posted on 08/23/2013 2:29:46 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: driftless2
A red county in New Jersey? Now that is interesting. I’m mighty curious to know what parts of the eastern states are conservative.

Monmouth and Ocean Counties are the closest to red that I am aware of.

56 posted on 08/23/2013 2:37:49 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: JimRed
Is this the back view off DUmmie DainBramaged?


57 posted on 08/23/2013 3:01:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Refresh my memory, wasn’t DainBramage Dummy of the year a few back? Perhaps a runner up?


58 posted on 08/23/2013 3:19:00 PM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: pogo101

Thanks for the reply. I was unaware there were any red districts in New Jersey. I guess all is not lost. Of course, Christie is the gov, so somebody had to vote for him.


59 posted on 08/23/2013 3:30:44 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: fatboy; franksolich; Charles Henrickson

The Conservative Cave ranked DainBramaged as the #4 DUmmie of the year in 2011 so he is way up there. If/when he gets fired on Monday, this gives him a clear shot at being ranked the #1 DUmmie of 2013 for being incredibly DUmb by posting his traceable crime in the open.


60 posted on 08/23/2013 4:30:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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