[Gaffer]

They will all then stand up and quietly murmur “We disapprove of extremist Islamic militant violence.”

The news crews will trumpet this throughout the land “See? OUR Muslims are good Muslims!”

After news is sent out, they'll rouse up and shout, scream, and demand SHARIA for America! HALAL for America! MUSLIM preference for America! TEACH the Quran in American Schools! and so forth.

[MestaMachine]

It’s time to call the professionals. Do you have Orkin’s number?