Criticizing Obama “Offensive” Says Aide

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2013 | John Semmens

[garjog]

Directive: August 4 will now be a national holiday. All workers will take a day of rest with full benefits and salaries and double portions of food stamps will be allotted.

Moreover, all citizens will decorate their homes and communities with photos of our glorious leader.

Ceremonial gifts of food and flowers must be set out before prominent images of his imminence, the Great One Barack Husein Obama the First.

Failure to commemorate the Glorious One will result in tax audits and home visits by concerned public servants.

[NoGrayZone]

So, first we’re racist....now we’re “uppity”, lol.

Guess we’re a bunch of “uppity racists”!

[Freedom of Speech Wins]

Quickly read this article thinking it was real and was getting ready to critique Pfeifer and the Obama administration based on it.

[NoGrayZone]

Satire? Darn! It’s getting harder and harder to see the difference between satire and realism!

Fine....got AGAIN!

[MuttTheHoople]

Obama celebrating a Memorial Day cookout feast

[The_Media_never_lie]

Here we have the leader of the free world, a Nobel Prize winner, being accosted by people unfit to lick his boots

Which drug is he on?

[SkyDancer]

Thanks for that techno advice :)

[Travis McGee]

[RedMDer]

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[tioga]

You had me till the “licking boots” line...then I knew it had to be you! Good one.

[Spok]

“Here we have the leader of the free world, a Nobel Prize winner, being accosted by people unfit to lick his boots,”

This is Dear Leaders’ world view; populated by underlings and inferiors, “unfit to lick his boots”. Does a tyrant consider anyone his equal?

[Focault's Pendulum]

Daniel Pfeiffer, Senior Advisor to the President for Strategy and Communications, denounced criticism of President Obama in strident terms this past week, calling critics “uppity.”

That was an hysterical opening line, John!

[bandleader]

I respect The Office!NoBody is going to tell me I have to respect “The OCCUPANT”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RetiredTexasVet]

People are criticizing His Arrogance .... my oh my!

[bandleader]

In other words,this “Presidency”is just an ENORMOUS example Of”Cover Your A**”?What’s he doing there,then,outside of destrying The United States of America???????????????????

[GeronL]

I am sure Hitler thought the same way

[Berlin_Freeper]

TRP 2013.05.25

[Joe Boucher]

ANYTHING negative you say about this clown and you are labeled racist.

[jsanders2001]

Nobel Peace Prize winner...what did he do to earn it other than being born in Kenya and being the first black president? I mean, really?