Sarcasm. Yes?
I demand severe restrictions on High BS capacity Senators.
I already have my HPCCP (High Pressure Cooker Carry Permit), so she can bug off. She’ll have to pry the cooker from my cold dead fingers.
They are already calling for regulations on gunpowder.........
Actually I’m all for it. Matter of fact, let’s go one better and ban bombs altogether.
I propose this:
1. All potential terrorists must submit to a universal background check before purchasing a bomb.
2. Bombs must have no more than 7 grams of explosive.
3. All bombs must be equipped with bomb locks.
4. Anyone found with an illegal bomb faces a minimum of 5 years in prison.
5. No bombs shall be automatic.
6. Assault bombs will be outright banned.
7. Pass legislation to ban concealed carry bombs on a federal level.
8. Introduce bills to ban future purchases of the Barrett 50 pound shrapnel bomb.
9. Approved bomb purchasers must submit to 3 weeks of training of proper bomb safety and handling.
10. Outright ban on high capacity bombs.
This will ban terrorism forever and ever but evil Republicans will say it’s doesn’t do anything and refuse to vote for it and therefore more people will die. It will be all their fault.
I knew it. That crackpot is coming for my crockpot.
They can have my pressure-cooker when they pry it from my cold, corned-beef-covered hands.
What did our Founding Fathers think about the right to own a pressure cooker? Will all schools be declares pressure cooker free zones?
Headline: KFC caught with large capacity pressure fryers suspiciously close to Mosque