If I were a Texan (*), I wouldn’t want him there.
All he brings is his pompous ass, with lots of tight securities and headaches. After making some photo ops and a speech he never cares and nobody can stomach, then he moves on.
(*) Stayed in El Paso for two years, so “Once a Texan, always a Texan”
Boston is 49 square miles, Manhattan is 23.
You're obviously well dialed in to the Texas mindset, my friend. We don't want Bozo visiting under any circumstances.