[Bloody Sam Roberts]

but you can pack a pair or three of skidmarked drawers right there at the top so they’ll see if when they open it.

I imagine brown show polish would be the best materiel to use for that.

[Gaffer]

I was thinking maybe drag half a chocolate Hershey bar across them. That way if the drug dogs got a whiff, and the TSA pukes opened it, their dogs would start licking.....imagine what their handlers would think when “Fritz” wouldn’t “Sitzen Platzen!”