To: Robert DeLong
Yes, but first you must induce the duck to have an errection.
To: John Semmens
“Yes, but first you must induce the duck to have an erection.”
Didn’t you get the memo?
Duck Viagra is our next Federally Funded research project.
To be a balanced study, we must evaluate ducks in their winter habitats, say Rio or Cabo.
We will need AT LEAST $500K-$600K.
29 posted on
04/06/2013 2:28:02 PM PDT by
BwanaNdege
("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
To: John Semmens
“Yes, but first you must induce the duck to have an errection.”
Half the money went to the fluffers.
30 posted on
04/06/2013 2:29:53 PM PDT by
EQAndyBuzz
(The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
To: John Semmens
Yes, but first you must induce the duck to have an erection. "Duck erection, people erection! You Americans and your erections! In DPRK we have no erections!"
33 posted on
04/06/2013 8:04:23 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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