Posted on 03/01/2013 10:45:32 PM PST by Reaganite Republican
Dumber than a bag of dog $#!t.
A box of rocks has nominal value as aggregate in concrete, and a door has real value. Dog $#!t has zero value, it doesn’t even make good fertilizer.
Her picnic basket is short a lunch
Her guitar is short a few strings
She dyes her blond roots morning and night
Bill Masher is her hero
“Not just ‘dumb as a door’, but unhinged as well.”
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The ‘door’ prize goes to you, sir!
You want to be a Stalinist War Horse you must, of course, develop ‘the look’ ~
The flimsy kind guys slam their fists thru when they just can’t take some whiny woman’s crap any more...
She’s also an energy waster, forcing bars to keep the lights on til 2:30 while she waits for a desperate drunk to approach before closing time.
Last I heard, military expert Sandra Fluke was urging the US military to accept transexual recruits. No joke.
That pig Fluke is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Her brains are between her legs.
Sha’s as dumb as the squeaky door on a Porta Potty $h!thouse.
sad thing is, she doesn’t have a clue she was used...as a prop...
puts her in the Cindy Sheehan category
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