Posted on 02/28/2013 9:44:54 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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TIA, FRiends
Tip #1, don’t try to blow shit up..
Tip #2, stop killing people..
In brief, mind your own business and nobody gets hurt!
23. Do not paint a big red X on the roof of your car.
24. Turn your radio up real loud with rap music as this confuses the drones.
25. Have everyone in the car hold a mirror out of the windows so the drone thinks that there is only sky there.
26. Drive a Chevy Volt. There is no exhaust for the drone’s heat seeker to follow.
27. Fill the car with camel dung to confuse the sniffer on the drone.
28)replace your car’s hood ornament with an Oscar statue and wear a Che Guevera shirt all the time.
make sure you leave your ‘obama’ sticker on your rear bumper.
28. Whenever you hear a “funny” noise, blow yourself and the car up so the filthy infidels don’t get the credit for getting you with a drone.
107. Put a Hillary Clinton mask on your sex goat who is in the passenger seat. Oh, that’s right, you’ve probably already done that.
334. Turn your headlights on bright to blind the cameras in the drone. Shoot anyone who flicks their brights on and off at you as they must be traitors.
454. If you think there is a drone in the area, have everyone get out of the car and hide underneath it so they can’t see you.
29. Wear Depends so as not to wet your pants.
30. Teach your wives and children to drive, and let them run interference for you.
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#23 - Dress like Michelle Obama
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698. Stop using the hand brake to stop the car. That’s what the big pedal in the middle is for! This has nothing to do with drones. You just can’t find a used car in the Middle East with a hand brake that works.
so eventually they will all die from inhaling burning tire smoke
We all better file that list away for future reference.
#227 - Have your wife take the double barrelled shotgun to the balcony and fire two random shots into the air.
#458 - The three of you dress like Tony Orlando and Dawn. Sing ‘Knock Three Times’ repeatedly. Everyone loves the classics.
#633 - Tell ‘em your with Hagel. They wouldn’t hurt one of their friends.
#656 - Learn to speak Klingon, paint the car to look like a starship. Optional: use invisible paint for a cloaking device.
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