Ah'm terribly sorry about the wimminz and chilrens in Chi-town, amigo, but the fact is, them folks at State Farm begged us to let 'em in. I swear, we didn't invite 'em, but you know what? They tell us that them yankees up north are jerkin' them around with all sorts of increased taxes and regulations and such.
So much so, they're afraid for the health of their business. See, the way they figger, if they can just be left alone to do business the way the Framers thunk about it, why, they could help a whole lot more wimmins and chilrens in the long run. Savvy?
Besides, they plan on hiring a lot of aspiring Dallas Cowgirls in DFW. Now, you got to admit, that's gonna help the whole USA!
Obviously a sexist decision. Cowgirls indeed.....
Rhamm busted his hump to ensure equality for wimminz in the workplace and the mysoginyst men at SF just took their ball and went to Boobieland...er I mean “Texas” to avoid their social and cultural responsibilities.
And the fact that you don’t see it, even SUPPORT IT...well, that is just sad.
I am saddened and concerned.
Oh! The huge Manatee!