[theBuckwheat]

My neighbor has 160 acres. I have a shovel.

[Future Snake Eater]

Spray your newly-dug hole with water to conceal the recently disturbed soil. The hajis did that in Iraq and that made it practically impossible to see if/where any holes had been dug.

[TexasTransplant]

****** “My neighbor has 160 acres. I have a shovel.” *******

Two questions...

Is he a “Good Neighbor?”

“Do you understand that that shovel has MANY uses”

(Shoot Shovel and Shut up)

I envy you, my neighbor only has 5 acres.

TT