[Windflier]

Mind you, they never mention which orifice she was going to lose her virginity in. Or the fact that there’s no lube. . . .

Eee boy...I ain't touching that with a ten foot pole!

but I bet Obama would...

[Salgak]

Actually, according to Hillbuzz.org, Obama prefers it that way. Doesn’t say whether he likes pitching or catching, as it were. . .