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DUmmie FUnnies 10-12-12 (The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 12, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/12/2012 12:08:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Arrogant, condescending, rude, obnoxious, smug, smirking, snarky, disrespectful: No wonder the DUmmies loved him! Who am I talking about? Smirkin' Joe Crazier, of course. Joe the Jackass. Joker Joe. Smirky the Jerk. In other words, Joe Biden, the Vice President of United States, who made a complete ass of himself last night. It wasn't the gaffes this time, it was the laughs--and the grins, and the eye-rolls, and the interruptions, and the dismissive, derisive comments. . . . In short, everything you're taught NOT to do in junior-high debate club, the nearly 70-year-old Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., in political office for 40 years, did last night.

Who came off as the mature one last night? 42-year-old Paul Ryan, who kept his cool and tried to make serious points about serious subjects. By contrast, Biden the boorish buffoon came off as an immature punk.

But the DUmmies lapped it up. They thought Joe PWNED Ryan! They loved it! Little do they realize, though, that such boorish behavior TURNS OFF most decent Americans, especially the voters the Democrats need the most: independents, undecideds, and (gasp) women. Joe's act may play well with the MSNBC crowd, but if the DUmmies think there's going to be a Biden Bounce, they're sadly mistaken. Besides, VP debates rarely move the needle.

We will get the DUmmie reaction from their five official debate threads, beginning with this THREAD, "******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******"

So let us now go to one of the few places that was NOT disgusted with Biden's boorishness, i.e., DUmmieland, in Boorshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who literally does sponsor a debate club at his daughter's school, is in the [brackets]:

******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******

[No, the asterisks are not hiding DUmmie "F"-words this time. They're actual asterisks.]

I see the look in Biden's eye. He's ready to pounce. . . .

[First the pounce, then the bounce! The Biden Bounce!]

He's loaded for bear. . . .

[I think they loaded Joe up on Red Bull before the debate.]

He looks like a shark.

[He looks like a snark.]

"Malarkey!" Go, Joe!

[Snarky! Go, Joe! Keep doing that!]

JOE STOMPS ON RYAN'S FACE!!!!

[The DUmmies think they're watching a wrestling match, and they're cheering for the villainous "heel" against the virtuous "face."]

He is kicking ass. Love the expressions on his face while Ryan is blathering.

[How to Win Friends and Influence People--NOT!]

Don't smile so hard, Joe. . . . Joe is laughing a bit too hard. It does not look good to me.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I worry he's laughing too much. He laughs when he is ready to pounce. But how will indies view it?

[Nonsense! Who needs 'em anyway?]

"This is a bunch of stuff" LMAO! GO JOE

[Stay classy, Joe!]

Joe's WTF looks are absolutely priceless.

[Turning off independents, undecideds, and women by the boatloads--and it's absolutely FREE! Thanx, Joe!]

HOLY SH*T . . . UNLEASH THE BIDEN

[JERKULES UNCHAINED!]

i think he's laughing too much. people out there may think it's disrespectful. . . .

[Naah! Not a chance!]

Bidengasm!

[Joe closes the Arousal Gap.]

Joe needs to cut down on the open laughing a little bit makes a point, too much is over the top.

[NO! There can never be enough!]

Joe needs to quit smirking - it's not professional. . . .

[SHHH!!! STOP! QUIET! KEEP IT UP, JOE!]

Mr president, THIS IS HOW YOU RAPID RESPOND TO BS!

[Joe heads up the Democrats' Rabid Response Team.]

I love his straight forward demeanor.

[Da meaner demeanor.]

I can hear the RW critics now; "Joe was RUUUUUUDE!"

[Actually, that's what just about every analyst and focus group in America said after the debate.]

This is a master class in debating. . . .

[Joe is master-debating right there on national TV.]

Joe Biden is qualified to be president . . .

[. . . of the Obnoxious Jerks of America Society.]

I hope that is the take away from this for the average viewer.

[No, I think the "take away" from this will be that . . . they're coming to take Joe away, ha ha . . . to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time. . . .]

I'm not a guy but I have a boner right now. . . .

[Is that you, Rachel Madcow?]

SOMEONE needs to "blow their top" show some passion or SOMETHING!!!

[Watch out! Joe is blowing his top! The plugs are becoming unplugged! Duck!]

Joe does seem to get so angry all he can do is smile and laugh at him- which is unprofessional and rude but at least it is emotion.

[Unprofessional and rude--a SURE way to win over those undecideds! Let the Biden Bounce begin!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; ryan
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To: Charles Henrickson

If SNL does its job correctly tonight they will have Smirkin’ Joe laughing while hearing a question about Iran getting nuclear weapons.


41 posted on 10/13/2012 5:30:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

SNL is full of leftist sympathizers. Now that the race has gotten close, these Obama butt boys won’t do anything to harm his chances.


42 posted on 10/13/2012 5:35:06 AM PDT by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: catfish1957

It will be very difficult to avoid satirizing Biden. I will be recording it and watching with interest. Another idea I have is that they have Ryan vs a set of chattering teeth on the table with a VO of Biden as they chatter. A final idea would be a scene like out of Dr. Strangelove in the War Room and as we get closer to nuclear confrontation, Joe Biden is smiling and laughing uncontrollably as the President talks to the Russian leader on the phone.


43 posted on 10/13/2012 6:28:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

I sure hope that Slow Joe is grilled. But with the momentum of the race clearly on the GOP side, I fully anticipate marching orders toward nothing negative for the dims.


44 posted on 10/13/2012 6:38:01 AM PDT by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: COBOL2Java

“Did you see our Vice President put that little boy in his place last night?”

Little boy? That DUmmie is a racist!


45 posted on 10/15/2012 8:49:04 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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