The Most Interesting President in the World.
I do not often speak the truth, but when I do, I prefer to lie. Stay stupid my friends.
He can lower the unemployment rate without creating a job.
He can brag about non existing accomplishments over the last
2-1/2 years, while being in office for four.
He can move his lips while reading a teleprompter and nobody
cares.
He can envision the day when the country runs solely on the
gas he expels in his sleep.
He can double gas prices, while claiming increased drilling.
He speaks with numerous accents, while speaking the same
language.
He can bow to foreign leaders, but remain pompous at home.
When he loses a debate, the press makes his excuses.
He can provide security to his White House advisors, yet
leave embassies vulnerable.
He can party in Vegas, but tells others not to go.
He plays golf constantly, in spite of his swing.
He is so cool, global warming has ceased.
An ounce of his sweat sells on MSNBC as cologne.
With just his attitude, he can stop world terrorism.
Even his dog is on food stamps.
Hugo Chavez has him listed as his emergency contact.
His organ donor card lists his teleprompter.
He disrespects Israel, but yet expects the Jewish vote.
He can regulate dust, while talking dirty.
Ahmadinejad finds sanction in his policies.
He gives his Secret Service agents a sense of insecurity.
When he plays chess against himself, he rarely loses.
He can say “the fact of the matter” with a straight face.
His driver’s license picture was taken in Hollywood.
He believes Air Force “One” was named after him.
When dealt a bad hand he whines like a baby, yet has the job
of a man.
He can lower expectations just by entering a room.
For he is: “The Most Interesting President in the World”
I stole your words and posted on another forum, added a picture of Obama as the Messiah, and moved his words under it:
I do not often speak the truth, but when I do, I prefer to lie. Stay stupid my friends.