Which leads me to add to the list:
9. You and your wife will be able to hold off a dozen or so angry, armed, and very hungry neighbors.
10. Wild life - squirrels, rabbits, deer, etc. - will be there for the picking.
Ha. The kind of plain stuff my husband and I eat, most of ‘em would turn up their noses at. Once this huge man and woman came into our store and took over the phone; called places complaining that they needed food - called churches, etc. I was alone and sorta scared. Fixed them up a bag with some canned tuna it it; the woman snorted that “they didn’t like tuna”. Oh well, I thought - I ate it. If it gets bad, the grubs and crawdads we’ll eat will gross them out.
“9. You and your wife will be able to hold off a dozen or so angry, armed, and very hungry neighbors.”
They won’t know I have anything.
If their names end in Donner it’s what’s for dinner...