DUmmie FUnnies 07-24-12 (DUmmies wonder: "Is It Time to Leave America?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 24, 2012 | DUmmie Yavin4, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

“welcome to Cuba, comrade. Here’s you government issued 1951 Chevrolet Bel Air! The keys will cost you 6 million pesoes. Tires are much more than that.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

figure out that bird chirp-chirpy language they have

Bigot! Most Finns I know are clean and articulate and only use bird chirp-chirpy when they want to.

[CSM]

“I want to leave too. This country is done. . . . I’m now out of work for a full year with no prospects in sight.”

That’s the problem with parasites. They are to ignorant to understand that their actions destroyed their host, so they just jump to a new host and bring their destruction with them.

Hey DUmmies, Why are you so despondent? Your agenda has been getting implemented at warp speed, yet you still complain about the completely predictable results!

Idiots, one and all.

[mikrofon]

We have a Democratic party that is too weak to stand up for their own principles

Considering how nearly nonexistent their "principles" are, that's quite telling...

[PJ-Comix]

Apparently, Ojai is some "new age mecca" near Los Angeles.

The next town over from Santa Paula where my Dad spent his teenage years. His Uncle Sam (real uncle, not the govt) had a dry goods store there and agreed to take my dad in. However, after a couple of years, he threw him out. I guess Dad was sort of a "problem child."

[mikrofon]

To A More Civilized, Advanced Nation. Northern Europe. Canada. Heck, Colombia even looks good.

Juan Valdez sez- "Stay home, Greengo!"

[mikrofon]

Maybe you could move to Oz, that wizard is pretty cool

We're already living in the Obama Zone...

(Just pay no attention to that POSer behind the curtain.)

[mikrofon]

There has been talk of this in the past on DU- creating a DU community in RL

Yes, Rush Limbaugh is heavily involved with creating a "Re-education Center" in FL near his Southern Command...

Great weather, multicultural activities, with convenient Walmart shopping!

[NRA1995]

I am a ceramicist. This country is done. . . . I'm now out of work for a full year with no prospects in sight.

Now, why does this person being out of work a full year not surprise me?

[NRA1995]

We tried to emigrate to Canada...They told us... in a polite, Canadian manner... that we were too old and that all we'd do is be a burden to their health care system.

Wait till they are told that in an Obamaian way by their Dear Leader.....

[wbill]

creating a DU community in RL

Now THAT would be something I could get behind. Would give PJ endless fodder for threads.

[unixfox]

Not sure what these idiots are complaining about. They already have a MARXIST pResident who is doing EXACTLY what they want.

I hope the chains and ropes are pulled even tighter around their legs and necks. They deserve to have the life sucked out of them.

[par4]

I am a ceramicist

An out of work "ceramicist"? I am shocked, after all the market for ceramic objet's de arte must be booming somewhere. After all. it's not like art pottery factories are being bought out and closed by Bain Capital and the jobs sent to Chinese "potters".

Of course, a spin-off occupation for a potter would be a mud slinger, seems to be a reasonable transition. Or make decorative ashtrays and stash boxes for the growing medical marijuana field (wait a minute, that is a fairly good idea).