I, __________________, declare that I have decided that conservatism has failed and as such, I will vote for the Republican Mitt Romney, A man whose history I am aware of regarding his liberalism. It is with open eyes and no regrets that I will disavow everything I believe conservative ideals and the American Constitution ever stood for just to get Obama out of office.
Further, by doing so, I accept that I adopted the very things I formerly despised to get a liberal elected President and henceforth I have no legitimate right to ever be trustworthy again - since my newly adopted situational ethics allow me to bend like a twig in the prevailing political winds.
Signed, _____________________________
Can we all get a grip here. Willard ain’t the bomb we wanted but if he turns your stomach then just consider this-—cast your vote not for him but do it as a vote against Obama. There’s just no way Mittens is as poisonous as Obummer—not even close. For those of you considering a write candidate what are you smoking? Romney at least gives you a teaspoon of water in the desert but King Barry taxes your sandals in the sand.
May I borrow this form to use on all the ABOs that try to coerce me into voting for Mitt? This is fantastic! It's the absolute truth but I doubt they'll admit it.
Brilliant post, Norm. Think I’ll copy and paste that into a few rebuttals to integrity-challenged Freepers (with your permission, of course).