They should call any sandwich named after Bloomberg, The “Bloomturd”, full of shit just like him, cheese that makes you fart, and ketchup to cover up the bad taste.
Re the Original “Five Guys”. It is right down the street from my house. Eat your hearts out guys. My family has been there so many years that they give us extra fries and burgers for free because they like our business. They also have kosher hot dogs. Life is pretty good at Five Guys.
Are you sure it's not because they think you've included them in your will? ;-)