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DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-12 (Skinner Loses It Over Wisconsin Recall)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2012 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJComix-

Posted on 06/06/2012 4:15:52 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Normally the one DUmmie who tries to maintain a sense of equilibrium in the midst of bad news is Head DUmmie Skinner. But not this time. The CRUSHING defeat last night in the Wisconsin recall election was too much even for him as you can tell by the profane primal scream title of his THREAD, "F*CK." Yes, as you can see Head DUmmie Skinner DUmmie loses it and, most entertainingly, so do the rest of the DUmmmies. So let us now watch0 the DUmmies go Primal Scream over the Wisconsin recall election results in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, harvesting the comedy gold DUFU nuggets generated by the recall, is in the [brackets]:

F*CK.

[Screeched Head DUmmie Skinner helplessly at the cold, cruel world.]

Double f*ck. <"> p>

[Echoed another DUmmie in the thralls of helpless rage.]

Sounds like they're getting more brazen and couldn't care less if it looks like they cheated.

[Yes, those preset Diebold machines are nice.]

Those figures make no sense

[When the shock wears off we'll place you on Suicide Watch.]

Sounds like the fix is in. There is no way Milwaukee and Madison could have already been counted.

[Count me highly entertained.]

I know. This is the New America. We're doomed.

[Suicide Watch for you too, DUmmie.]

WHAT?! Already?! SO DEPRESSING. I'm f*cking sick.

[Three is NOT a crowd when it comes to the WI recall Suicide Watch.]

This is f*cking hard to take

[Think of it as a practice run for November.]

The noose just gets tighter every time they regain power. I can hardly breathe.

[Make it easier on yourself and just stop trying.]

I am officially depressed.

[I am officially entertained.]

It's not even close. F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!

[Ha ha ha ha!]

. We all were watching Al Sharpton and Ed Shultz and they had us pumped to win.

[And you actually believed those frauds which makes me laugh.]

I know. I'm crushed. I feel SO BAD.

[Have you tried electro-shock therapy or do we need to go the lobotomy route?]

What were they saying? June 5th 2004, ronald reagan died.

[Win another one for The Gipper!]

It may be worse in November.

[As well as even FUnnier.]

NOOO NOOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SOOO SOOO SOO SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUnnie!]

We needed more national help.

[Hey! Didn't you notice Obama barely lift his finger to tweet in his help?]

I don't think anything we can do will change what is going to happen to this country come November. It's bought and paid for...

[All you can do know is meekly lean forward, drop your pants, and grab your socks as we barcode butt brand you for your Walmart Detention Center processing.]

I've worked hard for Barrett. I'm devistated, along with so many others tonight.

[Boo hoo! Cry me a river into the DUmmie hankie.]

Paper ballots should be used in ALL elections !!!

[How about photo IDs?]

Barrett campaign says it won't concede Wisconsin recall race to Walker yet, citing ongoing voting

[This DUmmie is about to have a gigantic letdown.]

And the DLC idiots in control of the DNC just sat by twiddling thier thumbs.

[And tweeting in their support.]

BULLSHIT!!!! I'm calling bullshit on the results. For there to be a clean Republican sweep with the type of turn out Wisconsin has had. There's no way. All that money and robo-calling and all the other dirty tricks, I think we know who the FRAUDSTERS are. Wonder just how big the f*cking red shift is gonna be? Good for Barrett for not conceding!!!!!

[Another Suicide Watch inductee.]

I wonder if they're using those "smart" voting machines from Diebold. They're so smart, if you vote for the wrong candidate, they just switch it over for ya! Bullshit bullshit BULLSHIT! GodDAMN!!!!!!

[Heads you lose. Tails we win.]

Election was rigged. This is bullshit. 50/50 going into it, yet Walker wins by landslide with unprecedented voter turn-out? Voter turn-out ALWAYS helps Dems. It's bullshit.

[You're going to be VERY ENTERTAINING this November.]

I give up. They've broken me.

[Good. So no resistance from you while we barcode butt brand you for Walmart Detention Center processing.]

I'm drinking wine tonight. This is very disappointing.

[Chateau Thunderbird?]

WTF??? I'm checking out of reality....

[...And checking into the Walmart Detention Center.]

You win some and lose some but losing this big really hurts. Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

[And your minds are being dismantled as well.]

we're scrooooowed.

[First wait for Ben Burch to arrive.]

Throw me in the dungeon and throw away the key.....

[But first you must lean forward for your barcode butt branding.]

I . do. not. understand. what . happened.

[You. lost. bigtime.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; scottwalker; wisconsinrecall; wisconsinshowdown
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To: PJ-Comix
Bullshit bullshit BULLSHIT! GodDAMN!!!!!!

Don't worry! We're gonna win this thing YET! The tide is turning!!

81 posted on 06/06/2012 2:38:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Election was rigged. This is bullshit.

"Humble in victory. Gracious in defeat.": The DUmmies' motto.

82 posted on 06/06/2012 2:42:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: PJ-Comix
50/50 going into it, yet Walker wins by landslide with unprecedented voter turn-out?

Here's a clue, DUmmie: If exit polls were votes, John Kerry would be President.

83 posted on 06/06/2012 2:44:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm drinking wine tonight.

You're drinking whine tonight.

84 posted on 06/06/2012 2:46:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: PJ-Comix
WTF??? I'm checking out of reality....

Said a member of the Reality-Based Community®.

85 posted on 06/06/2012 2:47:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: PJ-Comix
we're scrooooowed.

Is that you, the Obama Administration?

86 posted on 06/06/2012 2:49:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Throw me in the dungeon and throw away the key.....

You're already in the DUmmie DUngeon, and that's good enough.

87 posted on 06/06/2012 2:51:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

I did my own DUFU-within-a-DUFU in posts 64-76, 78, and 80-87, which see.


88 posted on 06/06/2012 2:59:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies made it into the New York Times.

I didn't see it at the link you posted, PJ. Can you check again and be more specific?

89 posted on 06/06/2012 3:15:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix
We needed more national help.

You need more professional help.

A DUFU-worthy riposte, CYTD. Well played.

90 posted on 06/06/2012 3:21:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We needed more national rational help.

There. But if they got rational help, they wouldn't understand it, so why bother...

91 posted on 06/06/2012 3:22:04 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson

Excellent Charles just excellent! :D


92 posted on 06/06/2012 3:23:50 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: SandyInSeattle
Has William Rivers Pitt weighed in with his essay yet?

He's probably still on the floor under the stool... Give him some time for Pete's sake. It takes time to get to a point where you can even see the keyboard.

93 posted on 06/06/2012 3:28:27 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson

They are completely,utterly insane.

The only rigged elections are the ones they lose.

The transparency in their voter fraud accusations would be apparent to a 1st grader.

Makes for fun reading though.


94 posted on 06/06/2012 3:30:47 PM PDT by Mears (Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. What's not to like?)
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To: Johnny_cash; Ballygrl; franksolich; PJ-Comix
Posted this in the same thread before I got the boot...LOL

And you weren't the only LOUSY FREEPER TROLL joining in the festivities last night. Someone over at the Conservative Cave caught this post before it got DUmped from the DUmp:

FranklinB (1 post)
26. Nice to see all the crying
from the libtards out there. I'm going to Wisconsin this summer and buy Mr. Walker a beer.

Hee! Hee!

95 posted on 06/06/2012 3:33:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You're drinking whine tonight.

Ah yes, Freudenschade at the DUmmie whine and cheese party.

Mel

96 posted on 06/06/2012 3:36:18 PM PDT by grwcfl537 (Sed libera nos a malo.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Paper ballots should be used in ALL elections !!!

[How about photo IDs?]

PJ, you make a great point. If the Democratics are so intent on honest, "verified" elections, why do they so adamantly oppose photo IDs?

To ask the question is to answer it.

97 posted on 06/06/2012 3:39:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Before all of them, there was Richard Mellon-Scaife and the VRWC!


98 posted on 06/06/2012 3:53:24 PM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I didn't see it at the link you posted, PJ. Can you check again and be more specific?

They had the link in their Caucus section this morning but I guess they recycled the links since then.

99 posted on 06/06/2012 5:30:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Johnny_cash

Color me impressed!


100 posted on 06/06/2012 5:33:40 PM PDT by netmilsmom (Romney scares me. Obama is the freaking nightmare that is so bad you are afraid to go back to sleep)
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