LOL!
Prepper’s Wet-dream: Apocalypse, Week 2.
A (once scoffing) neighbor says, “Man, I’m so hungry, my stomach is rumbling ... I believe I could eat the ass-end out of a skunk!”
And s/he replies, “Not my skunk you won’t! We warned you—you should have been preserving your own varmint rectums, as we did. Too bad!”
OMG....stop. That was so funny, my ribs ache!