[rickyc]

I’ve always wondered who the first guy was who said “I think I’ll eat the next thing that comes out of that chicken’s ass”.

[JRandomFreeper]

I’ve always wondered who the first guy was who said “I think I’ll eat the next thing that comes out of that chicken’s ass”.

I don't know, but I'll bet I am related to him on my father's side.

/johnny

[tumblindice]

LOL!

Prepper’s Wet-dream: Apocalypse, Week 2.

A (once scoffing) neighbor says, “Man, I’m so hungry, my stomach is rumbling ... I believe I could eat the ass-end out of a skunk!”

And s/he replies, “Not my skunk you won’t! We warned you—you should have been preserving your own varmint rectums, as we did. Too bad!”