To do this, Obama is going to have ask to reschedule the hearing or find some way to buy time. And again, correspondence, suspicions, even a few personal claims are not going to outweigh the legal documents that are already established Barak as the husband of SAD and father of SADDER. But for fun, let’s put Kezia on the stand:
Hatfield: So you claim you were married to Obama’s father. Do you have a marriage license to prove this??
Kezia: Ummmm, click, click, noook, bock
Interpreter: She says she loved him very much.
Hatfield: Yes, but a marriage license, do you have one?
Kezia: Uhhdzu, makka, makka
Interpreter: She says she makes a mean shepherd’s pie. Would you like to try some??
And here’s Obama’s defense attorney:
Jablonski: My client has recently learned that the facts of his birth are not what he believed when he was growing up. Some of the details on his birth certificate are accurate and some are not, in fact, the certificate was falsely completed by his mother, who desperately believed she had a real marriage. And while the pretend .... I mean, presumed husband did not attend the birth of the child, she still wrote his name down as the father, assuming they would have a glorious life together in Kenya ... ummm, I mean as U.S. citizens who are loyal to the U.S. We can’t take that birth certificate to be factual evidence, other than the place of birth, but the rest has no credibility, because Obama’s father didn’t know he was going to be a father ... I mean, his mother was going to tell him the next time she saw him, although they didn’t live together and he wasn’t fully aware she was having a baby or that she would claim they were married, that is until later ... and then it turned out he was already married, and when she found out three years later, after he was attending Harvard, she promptly had the marriage annulled because of bigamy ... wait, I guess she divorced because of incompatability, but she honestly thought they were married, even though she had talked to Kezia, and so, the birth certificate, well we have to understand that it is part true and part false ... and obviously this will show that Obama is conclusively a natural-born citizen and not a natural-born subject as he posted on his campaign website for the last four years ....
Very funny!
However I think the basic outline of Kezia’s likely testimony can be found in this Daily Mail story in which BHO Sr. is branded a bigamist:
“Until now, Barack Snr has been portrayed as a bigamist and a drunk.
“In his autobiography, Dreams From My Father, Barack admits being disappointed that his father became so bitter and unfocused in his latter years.
“Yet Kezia seems determined to defend the man’s reputation.
“True, he behaved appallingly sometimes. He could be selfish and became disillusioned. But she says he was also clever and talented.”