Very funny!
However I think the basic outline of Kezia’s likely testimony can be found in this Daily Mail story in which BHO Sr. is branded a bigamist:
“Until now, Barack Snr has been portrayed as a bigamist and a drunk.
“In his autobiography, Dreams From My Father, Barack admits being disappointed that his father became so bitter and unfocused in his latter years.
“Yet Kezia seems determined to defend the man’s reputation.
“True, he behaved appallingly sometimes. He could be selfish and became disillusioned. But she says he was also clever and talented.”
I've read the story before (notice how I mentioned in the Jablonski opening arguments (post #480) that Ann and Kezia talked to each other). This story gives a very mixed impression of the relationship(s) ... Barak Sr. comes across like Newt Gingrich with his quest for an "open" marriage. And the "until now" tends to downplay the bigamy angle. Was it a legal marriage to Kezia with the 14 cows that Barak Sr. sent to her family?? And what about those dates?? I've seen somewhere where Barak Sr. claimed he had left Kenya earlier than the dates of the marriage. Another date discrepancy is when Obama first went to Kenya. I've seen three different years listed (one of which would have been when he was still young enough to keep his Kenyan citizenship). Kezia isn't quoted as acknowledging the "bigamy" charge. It says she defends his reputation. Would she testify that he was bigamist?? I'm not so sure.