Posted on 01/14/2012 7:27:09 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama
When one chooses to waste his valuable time on God's green (and not to mention cooling) earth by speaking to a Paultard, without fail, the following words will be spoken or typed:
"Only Ron Paul....."
"Ron Paul is the only....."
The above lines are usually followed with an absurd claim, like "Only Ron Paul understands the Constitution!" or "Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who can break Wayne Gretzky's scoring records while teaching Gordon Ramsay how to cook!". (Some of the more hardcore cultists would never take their political savior's name in vain and only refer to the old Jew hater as "Dr. Paul". Yes, that's as creepy as it sounds.)Usually, this is always my cue to go into Verbal Assault Mode. To me, nonsensical rambling like this is like Wolverine's claws against Glenn Beck's chalkboard at its best and narcotics-induced insanity at its worst. I can tolerate a whole lot of things, but attempts by a mental deficient to spread vapid propaganda are not among them.
However, today is different. Today, I'm feeling intellectually lazy. In fact, I feel so intellectually lazy that I'm going to lower myself and use Paultardspeak. Ready ? Here we go:
•Only Ron Paul is mentally ill enough to think Iran should have nuclear weapons.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who voted to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
•Only Ron Paul thinks traditional marriage shouldn't be defended by a Constitutional amendment.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate that thinks 9/11 was America's fault.
•Only Ron Paul thinks anarchist (and Cindy Sheehan's main squeeze) Screwy Lewy Rockwell is a genius.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who teamed up with the detestable Bawney Fwank to gut the military under the direction of Reichsfuhrer $oros's Progressivevik minions.
•Only Ron Paul thinks legalizing heroin and prostitution are Conservative values.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who's as vile as Mitt Commie and former Obama sycophant Jon Huntsman.
•Only Ron Paul is willing to be seen with Space Man Dennis Kucinich in public.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who would not have gone to war with Nazi Germany to "save the Jews".
•Only Ron Paul thinks accepting money from Stormfront is a good idea.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate that had his own moonbat newsletter that claimed Mossad bombed the World Trade Center in 1993 and the federal government created the AIDS virus.
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Your move, Paultards....No, really. It's your move. Put down the bongs already.
Paulbots:
I’m still waiting for one of you to dispute the facts I’ve laid out in the post.
Question: “Is there any amount of evidence or rational explanation that will change your mind?”
Answer: “No, I don’t vote for Jew haters who team up with Bawney Fwank and George $oros to gut the military.”
So, tell me why I should spend any time trying to refute your allegations when your mind is already made up. “The open mind,” wrote Wittaker Chambers, “is always closed on one end.”
Iowa is a virtually an open primary state. New Hampshire is an open primary state. Funny how RuPaul didn’t win either, isn’t it ?
Sorry, I’m not open to comitting treason by voting for Tehran Paul.
You and your ilk are bankrupting the country and enabling an elitist police state, enjoy.
“I’m still waiting for one of you to dispute the facts I’ve laid out in the post.”
And we’re eagerly awaiting your next over-the-top comment.
Please. Just one more before I call it a night?
===Sorry, I’m not open to comitting treason by voting for Tehran Paul.===
So now it’s a capital offense to vote for Paul?
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Why can’t Screwy Lewy Rockwell train you folks better ?
I'm no Ron Paul bot by any means but I value truth in history. We did not "go to war to save the Jews," and I don't know one serious candidate who says we did, or says we should have. Can you provide any evidence of another candidate saying we should have "gone to war with Nazi Germany to save the Jews? " I'd really like to see it.
Ron Paul is a Jew hating traitor.
Have a nice evening!
Ron Paul is a Jew hating traitor.
Have a nice evening!
“Sorry, I’m not open to comitting treason by voting for Tehran Paul.”
Ho hum. Ad hominem arguments and loaded words don’t contribute much to a rational discussion. You should try to neutralize your rhetoric if you are interested in a real discussion.
But, of course, I understand that you are not interested in a real discussion, only in vituperation and innuendo, since your mind is already made up.
“Iowa is a virtually an open primary state. New Hampshire is an open primary state. Funny how RuPaul didn’t win either, isn’t it ?”
Well, most states are open primary states. Is this an issue of concern for you? Don’t see that it’s all that important given that it’s very easy to change party preference even in those states that have a closed primary. Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos” showed this.
But the hour is late and I’d really like just one more keeper comment to chuckle about.
Ron Paul thinks that’s the only reason we entered WWII according to former staffer Eric Dondero.
Didja ever notice the antisemitic skeletons that keep falling out of Ron Paul’s closets ?
“Ron Paul is a Jew hating traitor.”
That’s good. Thanks!!
You have a very good night as well. See you next time.
No, I’d rather call out Jew haters and Islamic apologists instead.
“Well, most states are open primary states.”
Not true at all, Paulbot. Trust me on this: Lewrockwell.com and the Daily Paul are not good sources of info.
“No, I’d rather call out Jew haters and Islamic apologists instead.”
Assuming that you know who is who, and what constitutes hatred for Jews and what constitutes apologies for Islam.
How did you determine such things? By what standard did you judge? Are you sure you have judged correctly?
Beware that the standard you judge by will the standard that you will be judged by.
You’re kidding, right ?
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