I'm Christian, you heathen, which, according to you, means I'm a pagan. But lets ask some your your comrades in The Coven if they stand by you in that assertion:
Hey punkrr, brojoke, do you agree with squeaker here that Christianity is a pagan religion?
Origin of PAGAN:
First Known Use: 14th century
There is no definition of "pagan" that applies to Christianity.