Do you know what wine feels like passing suddenly and forcefully through sinuses?
Unfortunately.....yes, I do know what that feels like. Drove my 1988 Civic to the bar after I lost the Mustang. Gramps comes in and starts needling me about losing the Mustang. I told him to hit the road. A litle old lady comes in and grabs gramps by the ear. She hauls him out yelling, “I sold that Mustang to buy you some Viagra!” Whatever I was drinking shot out my nose.