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DUmmie FUnnies 11-17-11 (Live, From New York, It's Occupy Day of Action!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 17, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/17/2011 10:28:16 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

November 17, 2011. Mark it well. This, THIS is The Day When Everything Finally Changed! This is the National Day of ACTION for the Occupy Movement! The 99% are on the march! Now, finally, the nation will rally round Our Cause and bring down the crooked banksters and shut down all the corporations, and then there will be economic justice for ALL!

Kicked out of Zucchini Park, the OWSies are now marching on Wall Street, even as we speak. SHUT IT DOWN! Shut DOWN Wall Street! Shut the whole d*mn thing down! We're so angry! Watch the pigs come out and try to stop us! They shall not prevail! We shall not fail!

Live, From New York, It's Occupy Day of Action! DUmmieland is full of it. Live reports are streaming in, despite the d*mned facists trying to keeps this news from the nation. So many threads to choose from, too many to link to. We'll give you one link, to the first THREAD from this historic morning, "PHOTOS - 1000s Of OWS Protesters Gather To Literally Occupy Wall Street This Morning MARCH STARTING," and you can take it from there. But we'll be jumping from thread to thread here, doing our best to keep you informed.

So the valiant OWSies are on the march. But there's one man missing. Where is he? Why isn't he here?? And so we sing:

WEE WILLIE PITT, WHERE ARE YOU?
Tune: "Car 54, Where Are You?"

They're evicting us from camp
They don't like we are in tents
They're compacting all our clothing
They don't like we're making scents
Cops are moving in so soon
Here come Toody and Muldoon . . .
Wee Willie Pitt, where are you?

We've been kicked out of the park
Now we're marching down Wall Street
Shouting slogans, blocking traffic
Making friends of all we meet
What's that strangely missing sound?
There's no Piper to be found . . .
Wee Willie Pitt, where are you?

Up in Boston in his room
Sits the Pittster deep in thought:
"This is now the time for action
There's a battle to be fought
Soon the Bruins take the ice
Get remote control device . . .
Channel 54, where are you?"

And now to an anxious DUmmieland, monitoring the unfolding events in New York, their remarx in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, a mere scribe awed to be relaying history as it unfolds before our eyes, is in the [brackets]:

1000s Of OWS Protesters Gather To Literally Occupy Wall Street This Morning MARCH STARTING

[And so it begins.]

The world is watching

[Except for Pitt. SportsCenter, you know.]

Since this movement began to grow, it's the first time I've felt hopeful in years.

[This will turn the tide! This is the Day!]

Trying to get ready for work while watching livestream/global revolution... Yelling "THIS IS A NON-VIOLENT PROTEST." Wierd, some lady's contribution is operatic trills. Awesome!

[The Occupy ain't over till the fat lady sings.]

this is INSANE - history live

[Agree with the INSANE part.]

The wheel is turning!

[WHEEEEEEEEEEE . . . L.]

ARRESTS STARTING--LINK INSIDE
They're pulling out the plastic handcuffs and there are protestors on the ground

[Land of Linkin'.]

PIGS. the motherf***ing PIGS are at it again. . . .

[Perils before swine.]

THE POLICE CAN'T STOP IT. NYSE HAS BEEN RUSHED.

[Stock and Awe!]

my god! traffic's been stopped!

[This will bring the masses to our side!]

8:53 am: protestors taking police barricades, barricading Police vehicle

[8:54 am: products taking price barcodes, life goes on as normal]

9:00 am: NYPD confused, overwhelmed

[9:01 am: DU confused, overwhelmed, situation normal]

9:04 am: police arrest woman in wheelchair

[The wheel is turning!]

OWS HAS DELAYED THE OPENING OF THE NYSE!

[YES! VICTORY IS OURS!]

Wow, they delayed the opening bell??

[Can it be?? Will OWS get the No Bell Prize?]

#OWS organizer Patrick Bruner announces via Peoples Mic, "The bell has been delayed." Massive cheers, music and dancing erupt. #N17

[WE DID IT! WE DELAYED THE BELL! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! JOY AND JUBILATION!!!]

Really? It doesn't start until 9:30 ET. It still has 20 minutes before it normally rings.

[Huh? Wha?]

Bell ringing on time.

[Oopsie!]

Not a thing on t.v. about the march in New York..nothing.

[Look, Will, ESPN is just not going to have much on this. You've got to change channels.]

10:14 am: report of sanitation worker blocking Beaver with truck . . .

[If you've ever had your Beaver blocked, you know how painful that can be.]

. . . sanitation worker blocking Beaver with truck in solidarity with OWS

[Li'l Beaver smoking cigar with smoke rings in solidarity with fellow Beaver:]

At 5PM, protesters plan to meet at Foley Square to march to "take over the bridges"

[We have not BEGUN to annoy people!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 99percent; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; occupywallstreet; ows
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A day like all days, except . . . YOU ARE THERE!
1 posted on 11/17/2011 10:28:18 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

Occu . . . PING!


2 posted on 11/17/2011 10:31:32 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Day When Everything Finally Changed, v. 47.3)
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To: Charles Henrickson

1st after ping!


3 posted on 11/17/2011 10:35:12 AM PST by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Huntress

Next!!


4 posted on 11/17/2011 10:35:33 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


5 posted on 11/17/2011 10:38:44 AM PST by Ole Okie (For Herman Cain.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I for one will always remember this day, when the multitudes of The People - man, there must have been dozens of 'em - marched on Wall Street and caused the opening bell of the market to ring on time. We got us a revolution, baby!
6 posted on 11/17/2011 10:39:12 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Charles Henrickson

McGovern-’72. Obama-’12.


7 posted on 11/17/2011 10:40:41 AM PST by Signalman
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To: Charles Henrickson
10:14 am: report of sanitation worker blocking Beaver with truck

FINALLY, things are getting interesting.

8 posted on 11/17/2011 10:41:44 AM PST by matt1234 (Bring back the HUAC.)
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To: matt1234

whos Beaver was he blocking?


9 posted on 11/17/2011 10:44:20 AM PST by Armedanddangerous
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To: Charles Henrickson
. . . sanitation worker blocking Beaver with truck in solidarity with OWS

hippie beaver Pictures, Images and Photos

10 posted on 11/17/2011 10:45:18 AM PST by Jonah Hex ("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Since this movement began to grow, it's the first time I've felt hopeful in years.

[This will turn the tide! This is the Day!]

The Occupy Bowel Street movement has begun.


. . . Yelling "THIS IS A NON-VIOLENT PROTEST." Wierd, some lady's contribution is operatic trills. Awesome!

[The Occupy ain't over till the fat lady sings.]

Non violent protest? Hey DUmmie, there have been rapes and killings. Since when is that NOT violence?

11 posted on 11/17/2011 10:47:18 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Trying to get ready for work

A working freeloader? Quitter.

12 posted on 11/17/2011 10:51:02 AM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
9:04 am: police arrest woman in wheelchair
OWS HAS DELAYED THE OPENING OF THE NYSE!

[WE DID IT! WE DELAYED THE BELL! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! JOY AND JUBILATION!!!]

Really? It doesn't start until 9:30 ET. It still has 20 minutes before it normally rings.
[Huh? Wha?]

Bell ringing on time.
[Oopsie!]


Classic
13 posted on 11/17/2011 11:04:35 AM PST by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow, they delayed the opening bell??

[Can it be?? Will OWS get the No Bell Prize?]

#OWS organizer Patrick Bruner announces via Peoples Mic, “The bell has been delayed.” Massive cheers, music and dancing erupt. #N17

[WE DID IT! WE DELAYED THE BELL! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! JOY AND JUBILATION!!!]

Really? It doesn’t start until 9:30 ET. It still has 20 minutes before it normally rings.

[Huh? Wha?]

Bell ringing on time.

[Oopsie!]

= = =
Way too funny!


14 posted on 11/17/2011 11:11:58 AM PST by kidd
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To: Charles Henrickson

Location of said Beaver:

http://www.bing.com/maps/?FORM=Z9LH4#JnE9LkJlYXZlciUyYlN0cmVldCUyNTJjJTJibmV3JTJieW9yayUyNTJjJTJibnklN2Vzc3QuMCU3ZXBnLjEmYmI9NDAuNzA3MjUyNzA3Mjk1NSU3ZS03NC4wMDQ4NDY4Mjg3ODM1JTdlNDAuNzAxNDI5MjE1MTU3OCU3ZS03NC4wMTM4ODA1MDg3NDU3


15 posted on 11/17/2011 11:16:15 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Kicked out of Zucchini Park...

The OWS movement must be tied to Obama and the democrats at every opportunity. When referencing Zuccotti Park, it should be ZuBama Park. In Oakland it's Frank H. Obama Plaza... Fill in your favorite Occupi location using Barrack H. Obama or your local dem's name.

16 posted on 11/17/2011 11:17:42 AM PST by jellybean (Bookmark http://altfreerepublic.freeforums.org/index.php for when FR is down)
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To: Charles Henrickson
PIGS. the motherf***ing PIGS are at it again. . . .

It's PIIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece, and Spain). But I don't see what their financial situation has to do with NYC police, other than the OWS entitlement freeloading trying to drag the US into PIIGS territory.

Oh... wait. It does fit. It's just that the OWSers are the PIIGS.

17 posted on 11/17/2011 11:18:56 AM PST by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
1) Bridges have cars running over them

2) The only thing keeping a person from falling off the bridge is a waist high hand rail

3) Whether to squish ows'ers between the fender and guard rail or hit them so hard it knocks them off the bridge... that is the question?

LLS

18 posted on 11/17/2011 11:23:02 AM PST by LibLieSlayer ("Americans are hungry to feel once again a sense of mission and greatness." Ronaldo Magnus)
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To: Incorrigible

Funny, I always thought one used Craigslist, not Bing, to find some local beaver.


19 posted on 11/17/2011 11:23:56 AM PST by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

After all this action I need a nap! .....hey!! what happened to my cardboard box? !


20 posted on 11/17/2011 11:46:57 AM PST by woofie (It takes three villages and a forest of woodland creatures to raise a child in Obamaville)
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