[ken5050]

Good morning!!

[silverleaf]

I heard that a woman drove Laz to drink, and he didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

[bmwcyle]

Are women allowed to vote here?

[gov_bean_ counter]

This morning the woman at the Chick-Fil-A drive through asked me what cologne I was wearing. She thought it smelled nice.

Boy was that uncomfortable...

[Winstons Julia]

“putative ex Mrs. Laz.”

Do you mean the pootative Mrs. ex Laz? I heard she makes great brownies.

I suspect this whole thing is orchestrated by Humblegunner’s camp.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

My conservative source reports someone saw Laz stuning his beeber when he was sure it was safe to shower.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Investigative reporters are now scouring the internet attempting to track down the putative ex Mrs. Laz . If she exists, and is willing to talk on the record, well, some suggest it could be devastating for the Freeper all-star.

It is a good thing that Laz nickname isn't Lax, cause if he was banned we could refer to him as ex-Lax. just sayin.

[WayneS]

The overwhelming majority of Freepers were quick to rush to Laz' defense...

Don't count me among them. I'm perfectly happy to watch Laz get torn apart and thrown under the bus, and the sooner the better.

...

Oh, by the way, on a completely unrelated topic, I would like to take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for Admin Moderator...

[Pan_Yan]

This is complete P.C. bunk. These oversensitive, self righteous, uptight, feminazi women are destroying our great nation, one neutered man at a time. Why, Laz has never said anything that 100 years ago wouldn't be perfectly acceptable to say in church, while puffing on a pipe I might add. Where, oh where, has that frontier spirit gone?

I'll tell you where. It's dead. The life has been ground out of it by overbearing females who've forgotten their place. That's right, I said it. First you let them vote, then they want equal pay, next thing you know you call your secretary ‘doll’ and give her a little pinch and the whole world comes unglued. You can't even call them secretaries anymore! Women executives! Football players wearing pink! Men getting laser hair removal! MY GOD MAN MAKE IT STOP!

And now they are trying to bring down Laz, one of the last great icons of classic male chauvinism. Men of the world, put down your damn lattes, grab a power tool and rally to Laz’s defense! We will not sit through “Steel Magnolias” ever again. Jack Nicholson you traitor! You used to be one of us! No more! Any of you cupcakes got a problem with that?

[outofsalt]

LEAVE LAZ ALONE!!!!!

[y6162]

post your soft porn somewhere else

[OrioleFan]

I joined the local senior center and signed up for line dancing. The first class, I was one of 2 men there. The instructor told me to get in the middle and watch the feet of the women in front of me. So I got in the middle line. Before the instruction started an older (than me) lady in front of me looked over her sholder and said, “Just the feet!” I felt uncomfortable (for about 2 seconds).

[melissa_in_ga]

One time, when I mentioned that Laz and I both lived in the Atlanta area, he immediately proposed to me. I have proof, but I signed a confidentiality agreement, so can’t talk about the specific WAY he proposed to me.

Does it matter that I almost accepted?

[Scythian]

Hey Lazzy boy, what about us UK girls? We never get any of your attention ...