"Please escuze my typos as I am texting this from a lurching, ethereal wooden ship. We pirate ghosts are on our way to the Wall Street protests!! Up from Davey Jones locker to the Dow Jones battle lines. We are bringing cutlasses (or is that cutli?) made of smoke and a limited snarling vocabulary of rage. My true hope is that, argg, our presence will reach down to the scoobydoobian subconcious of our rightwing media and scare them into printing the truth about Wall Street. Our piracy will highlight, argg, their piracy by some kind of affiliation or common theme, we're a little fuzzy on describing how the analogy works effectively in talking points... but we're coming pirate ghost boat to arrive at South Street Seaport after midnight. Look for a ghostly, semi-transparent crowd storming up Water Street to the big bull statue, sometime around 2am or later..."
LOL! The Imaginary Marines will bring Down Jones!
Re that thread you posted (Mr. Pirate on the wooden ship): I could swear this is Charlie Sheen.