[Joe 6-pack]

ARRRR! Me timbers be shivered, my keel hauled, and me jolly rogers hoisted high! What say ye, we scurry up to the crow's nest and i'll show ye how to throw a proper boardin' party!

[floralamiss]

Me “ship”’s me own, ‘Til GreatHorn comes, To steal and plunder;
I cannot guess, Where went my dress, But my undies fly up yonder.