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DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-11 (DUmmies Go Into Labor Day)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/04/2011 11:51:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are going into Labor--Labor Day, that is--with noble visions of Joe Hill and Jimmy Hoffa and Norma Rae dancing in their heads. Workers of the world, unite! Solidarity forever! Yes, the DUmmies go all Wobbly on Labor Day.

Never mind that in recent decades Big Labor, along with Big Government, have probably COST Americans jobs, driving businesses overseas or out of business. No, one must cling to one's romantic notions.

So, several threads in our DUFU today, a couple started by DUmmie Taverner and one by DUmmie nadinbrzezinski: This THREAD, "Time for a Labor Movement NOW!" and this THREAD, "All jobs should be unionized," and this THREAD, "'Unions are Evil...' Outside of local target."

So let us now sing "The Internationale" and join the DUmmies in their righteous oppressed-worker mode (in Bolshevik Red, of course), while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--wondering if PJ and I should form a DUFU Writers Union and picket all you oppressive, low-paying readers--is in the [brackets]:

Time for a Labor Movement NOW!

[Time for a righteous rant NOW!]

We all labor. . . .

[We so exploited!]

Time to start a real worker's movement.

[That would start with you guys doing real work.]

Some will laugh. . . .

[You're right! We will!]

they can go f*** themselves.

[Now THAT would take some real movement!]

CHORUS:
Solidarity forever,
Solidarity forever,
Solidarity forever,
For the union makes us strong.

[Such hilarity for freepers,
Such hilarity for freepers,
Such hilarity for freepers,
For the DUmmies make us laugh.]

what would the movement do exactly?

[Move! What do you THINK a movement would do? Why, we'd . . . move around some, standing outside of gates and singing songs and holding signs and being righteous and oppressed.]

General strikes, shut commerce down.

[General strike! Stick it to THE MAN! NOT ONE D*MN COMMERCE DAY!!!]

Why not expand unionization?

seeing that we are down to about 12% of the populace belonging to unions at best, that looks to be an area for improvement.

[Driving businesses overseas or out of business did not do a whole lot for expanding union membership.]

ORGANIZE... ORGANIZE, and organize some more. It is that organizing that got you things like that pesky weekend or the eight hour day, or health rights.

[nadinbuttinski butts in with that pesky writing style of hers.]

Get more professions unionized IT, Sales, Sales Engineering, pretty much any kind of Engineering... Hell even Management.

[Management should unionize. Good thought there, DUmmie Taverner. Then they can go on strike against themselves.]

In a resurgent labor movement I would love to see right-to-work scabs excluded somehow. . . . We also have a lot of union Republicans. I suppose it unrealistic to plan to leave out idiot assholes like that.

[Republicans should be thrown into the no-right-to-exist movement.]

Workers of the world, awaken!

[DUmmies, do your belly-achin'!]

Just cause someone has money doesn't make them evil. . . .

[HERETIC!!]

All jobs should be unionized

[DUmmie Taverner thought his idea in the previous thread was so good, he gave it a thread all its own!]

Everything from IT Workers to Managers to Commercial Sex Workers

[Now you're talking! benburch would LOVE to form a union with a commercial sex worker!]

All jobs should be unionized. That is all.

[That is all NUTS! But then, that's what we expect from you DUmmies.]

F**in A. Would K&R a million times if I could.

[Unfortunately, the Poster Workers Union only allows you 15 K&Rs per hour. Then you have to have a break.]

Not sure about the sex workers.

[Is that you, Eliot Spitzer?]

San Francisco has unionized prostitutes. . . .

[The San Francisco 69ers.]

UNION, UNION, UNION, UNION.

ORGANIZE, ORGANIZE and ORGANIZE!

[CHANT CHANT CHANT! DON'T THINK THINK THINK!]

Yes, everyone should be forced to join a union..Particularly those who work for themselves.

[Just think! You can shut down your own work!]

you're entitled to your opinion. . . .

[Sorry. Section A, Paragraph 6, forbids union members from having their own opinions.]

I'd never be in favor of requiring unionization.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I don't know if small, family-owned businesses should be unionized.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Having the option is what we need. Not forced or denied one way or the other.

[Look, are you guys members of LFTU or not? Have you signed up? Have you paid your dues? If not, zip it!]

I'd be skeptical of requiring unions for everything. If the employees are happy with the way things are, then a union isn't exactly neccesary.

[NO! ALL JOBS UNIONIZED! ALL JOBS UNIONIZED! ALL JOBS . . .]

Yes, all jobs should be unionized!

[Brother!]

"Unions are Evil..." Outside of local target

[Sister Nadin starts a thread . . .]

in Poway...

[No way!]

They are trying to gather signatures to get rid of the pension system for the police and fire in this city.

[Let me guess: Nadin pulled a siggy iggy.]

On the way out... me... "UNIONS ARE SO EVIL that this is why you got an eight hour day and weekends."

["Pesky," Nadin. You should have said, "this is why you got that pesky eight-hour day and them weekends."]

Signature gatherer said nothing...

[He was stuned. The poor guy's thinkin': "Who's this crazy lady with the bag of triage milk and bottled water?"]

Fact is, he is getting paid 3-6 bucks a signature...

[Hey, he's part of the Signature Gatherers Union.]

Fact is we have our own version of Walker here.

[Walker, Poway Manager.]

Fact is they need to be confronted... silence means you agree with them.

[Nadin will never be accused of silence.]

Methinks they are not getting the sigs though. I have gotten five robo calls from the member of the city council in question (DeMaio).

[Robo DeMaio.]

Yes, I have kept track... and I am proud of myself, one decided to LEAVE my local Ralphs after getting noisily confronted by me.

[Noisy Nadin, speaking truth to Poway!]

[A DUmmie responds . . .]

I sometimes wish we were evil. Maybe we'd be scarier. Something you wouldn't want to mess with...

[You don't laugh at DUmmieland's crap,
You don't put Fox on the screen,
You don't pull the mask off that Guy Fawkes stranger,
And you don't mess around with Nadin . . .]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; labor; laborday
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To: HiTech RedNeck

The Guild of American Sign Painters (GASP) CBA only allows them to put so many letters on a sign before they have to stop.


21 posted on 09/05/2011 7:27:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Doing DUFUs is a labor of LAFF!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

GASP! I’m ROFL.


22 posted on 09/05/2011 7:40:41 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (There's gonna be a Redneck Revolution! (See my freep page) [rednecks come in many colors])
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To: HiTech RedNeck

Your reply made me giggle. The thought of a DUmmy going Galt! LOL


23 posted on 09/05/2011 7:44:56 AM PDT by kimmie7 (I do not think BO is the antichrist, but he may very well be 665.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Where did that silly (Marxist?) poster come from anyhow? The image source is not much of a clue.

It seems the likes of SEIU have become the new rulers, “foolers,” shooters, and eaters. One would think Big Labor would finally be satisfied with this kind of parity, but no. The ironies roll on and on and on and on.


24 posted on 09/05/2011 7:49:25 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (There's gonna be a Redneck Revolution! (See my freep page) [rednecks come in many colors])
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To: kimmie7

I was a bit grogged out when I wrote that. I mean the mom and pops they’re talking about could go Galt if they really wanted to protest this “evil capitalism” they’re immersed in. But these “high minded” lefties just want the union DUES, a universal tax on labor to pay the nannies who “know better,” as if the hated money men weren’t taxing labor enough. It would be a daunting task to express all the ironies in words.


25 posted on 09/05/2011 7:55:25 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (There's gonna be a Redneck Revolution! (See my freep page) [rednecks come in many colors])
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 30!


26 posted on 09/05/2011 7:58:43 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: HiTech RedNeck

That, and the rambling “United” on the sign — not a very-well “organized” message...


27 posted on 09/05/2011 8:11:08 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Look for the Union Libel.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
General strikes, shut commerce down

Unions == Commercenary Organizers

28 posted on 09/05/2011 8:14:53 AM PDT by mikrofon (More C.O.'s)
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To: franksolich; Ballygrl
Over at your "The DUmpster" forum at Conservative Cave, I saw the Nadine in Poway - VERIFICATION thread by your fellow Caveman, BannedFromDU, Nadin's neighbor there in Poway--the guy who took the picture of the signature gatherer at Target. BannedFromDU said he made sure that "Nadin Brzezinski" did indeed sign the petition, and he gave her address as "123 Dumbass Lane." I LOL'ed!
29 posted on 09/05/2011 8:16:46 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Doing DUFUs is a labor of LAFF!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It is that organizing that got you things like that pesky weekend or the eight hour day.....

I really hope that my competitors don't work any weekends or more than eight hours a day.
30 posted on 09/05/2011 8:20:02 AM PDT by RangerM
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To: RangerM

Why so little complaint about China by US based Big Labor? Conflicted so as not to want to speak ill of fellow travelers? The way some Chinese laborers get treated in China would have horrified early 20th century organized labor.


31 posted on 09/05/2011 8:26:22 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (There's gonna be a Redneck Revolution! (See my freep page) [rednecks come in many colors])
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROTFLMAO!


32 posted on 09/05/2011 9:09:00 AM PDT by Ballygrl
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To: re_nortex
Great graphic - but it would be much more effective without the excess verbiage at the bottom. That's too much for the uninformed message recipient to process.

Let's see a GOP candidate with the balls to use an image like this in his campaign.

33 posted on 09/05/2011 9:26:53 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ( "The right to offend is far more important than any right not to be offended." - Rowan Atkinson)
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To: Mr. Jeeves
We also have a lot of union Republicans. I suppose it unrealistic to plan to leave out idiot assholes like that.

This idiot asshole has belonged to half a dozen unions over the course of my life, and am in one now. They have their good points and their bad points in private industry. But no government workers should ever be allowed to unionize - it is an abuse of power.

34 posted on 09/05/2011 10:49:05 AM PDT by Argus
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To: Ballygrl; franksolich; PJ-Comix
More on Poway anti-union petitioners

Caveman BannedFromDU now has signed up Nadin on ANOTHER "anti-union" petition in the San Diego area, this time listing her address as "12787 Paseo del Dumbasio Drive." Hee! Hee!

BTW, Ballygrl and frank, you might tell BFDU that "Nadin" has no "e" at the end.

Hoo boy! If Nutso Nads finds out what BFDU is doing, she'll be tracking down all them petitions and trying to get them disqualified!

35 posted on 09/05/2011 1:26:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Doing DUFUs is a labor of LAFF!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Forcing people to join a union would KILL jobs!

Can't these people at DU UNDERSTAND that?

36 posted on 09/05/2011 3:07:41 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Palin/Bachman 2012....What would the NAGS say? :-))
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To: Charles Henrickson

OK, gave him the message!


37 posted on 09/05/2011 4:20:59 PM PDT by Ballygrl
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To: Argus

I agree that public sector unions, not private sector unions, are the real problem. If private sector unions go too far, they drive the company into bankruptcy and their workers into unemployment. Public sector union chiefs, on the other hand, figure there is no chance of that happening because their employer [the government] can always tax or print more money.


38 posted on 09/05/2011 7:16:16 PM PDT by SoCal SoCon (Conservatism =/= Corporatism.)
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To: Ballygrl; franksolich; PJ-Comix
Now Caveman JakeStyle, who also must live in the San Diego area, reports:

Bah, no petitions today at the Mission Valley Ralph's, Nadin must have shamed them all into leaving. I am going to keep an eye on Carl DeMaio's site so that I can ensure that Nadin makes a strong showing during next weekend's "Signature Storm".

HA HA HA! Now all these "Nadin Brzezinski" signatures are going to be showing up on them "anti-union" petitions! I love it! She's the new Kilroy: "Nadin was here." Will the REAL Nadin Brzezinski please stand up?

"**I** am Nadin Brzezinski!"

39 posted on 09/05/2011 7:57:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Doing DUFUs is a labor of LAFF!)
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To: Ballygrl; franksolich; PJ-Comix

She just sets herself up for these things, doesn’t she? Hee! Hee!


40 posted on 09/05/2011 7:59:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Doing DUFUs is a labor of LAFF!)
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