Rick Perry Pledges to Blow Up Hoover Dam

Western Hero ^ | 28 August | silverfiddle

[Lando Lincoln]

Both Mit and Perry have cult followings.

Pales in comparison to Palin.

[Wilhelm Tell]

We need someone serious and sober (hopefully not Mit) - not a neo-confederate like Paul or a nut waving a gun and shooting fixtures like he is the dictator of a banana republic like Perry. And what is Perry going to do next? Perhaps advocate we tear up the U.S. Highways because that is a fedgubmint project and public roads are communist?

I have guns, including the dreaded “military” guns the liberals cower over. But if I went around waving a gun and shooting light fixtures, they would put me in jail or a mental hospital - no one would think to put me in the WhiteHouse and give me control of nuclear weapons.

Is that the best we can do? Do some people really want to stick the country with four more years of Obama socialism just so they can have gun-waving yahoos “make a statement” about how much they hate the fedgumnint infrastructure?

[Raider Sam]

You got half a vote last time?

[CA Conservative]

We need someone serious and sober (hopefully not Mit) - not a neo-confederate like Paul or a nut waving a gun and shooting fixtures like he is the dictator of a banana republic like Perry. And what is Perry going to do next? Perhaps advocate we tear up the U.S. Highways because that is a fedgubmint project and public roads are communist?

I hope that is sarcasm. I'd hate to think there was anyone stupid enough to read that article and believe it was a real description of an event that actually took place. That would take a level of ignorance that would seem to belie the intelligence to remember to breath, let alone work a computer.

[muawiyah]

A man who is a legend in his own mind!

[Raider Sam]

Im not 100%, but this article kinda seems like satire.

[Silverfiddle]

The shooting the light fixture article was satire. Did you really think he baptized a reporter in a bucket of Jack Daniels?

[Lazamataz]

You WISH I was just a legend.

Hell, you'd be satisfied with me being a nasty rumor.

[Mr. Jeeves]

...a nut waving a gun and shooting fixtures like he is the dictator of a banana republic like Perry.

Ummm...satire alert?

[Lazamataz]

Did you really think he baptized a reporter in a bucket of Jack Daniels?

I was there. He did it.

He shot the light fixture, at which time he advised us that there would be handgun vending machines installed in all airports.

[Grizzled Bear]

But you love us anyway.

;-D

[nerdwithagun]

“The shooting the light fixture article was satire”

I was going to ask, yikes. It had to be a satire or the most blatant lie a reporter ever made.

[9YearLurker]

Rove’s issues with Perry are personal. Plenty of the GOP Establishment are behind the TX guv.

[Grizzled Bear]

But if I went around waving a gun and shooting light fixtures, they would put me in jail or a mental hospital - no one would think to put me in the WhiteHouse and give me control of nuclear weapons.

Do you always have such a hard time differentiating between blatant satire and reality?

Why didn't you complain about Perry forcibly baptizing a reporter in a bucket of Jack Daniels? Did you not believe that was also true?

[KevinDavis]

Coming form a guy who supports Alan “Who can’t win S**t” Keyes... At least he would get the honor of losing to Barak Obama 3 times.

[AFreeBird]

Has he chosen a vice? LOL. I always thought his vice was “hit’n it”.

[KevinDavis]

Actually I’m running for President.. Who wants to be my running mate???

[EternalVigilance]

I don’t have a candidate. You’re mistaken, as usual.

[Vermont Lt]

They are not the only ones.

Hold my beer and watch this:

Sarah Palin will never be elected!

Now watch, and learn.

(Just kidding folks....trying to be funny.)

[Fightin Whitey]

That was my fault.

In 2008 I wrote in “Laz” but couldn’t remember his last name.

They gave .5 to him and .5 to Lazlo in PA.

Sorry Laz. I tried. Don’t hit me.