[Grizzled Bear]

But if I went around waving a gun and shooting light fixtures, they would put me in jail or a mental hospital - no one would think to put me in the WhiteHouse and give me control of nuclear weapons.

Do you always have such a hard time differentiating between blatant satire and reality?

Why didn't you complain about Perry forcibly baptizing a reporter in a bucket of Jack Daniels? Did you not believe that was also true?

[CharlesWayneCT]

I’m still wondering how anybody made it past the part where he promised to blow up the Hoover dam. I didn’t realise there was a constituency for that position.